Suzanne Somers Reveals She Has Sex Twice a Day With Husband Alan Hamel

**Kittylady** · October 9th, 2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl

Seriously. I thought you meant backed up at work and stressed. Mr. Corn would have been disappointed had he used that term with me (before today anyway) as I would have offered to mow the lawn or something to lighten his work load.

I would have offered to cook the Bloke a curry to get things moving again.

**MsChiff** · October 9th, 2013, 02:08 PM

^lol that was cute! you're a good wife

(was talking to cornflakegrl)

**MohandasKGanja** · October 9th, 2013, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by nwgirl

I'm almost 40 and when I have a regular partner, twice a day is just about right. It's not always long and drawn out, sometimes just a quickie, but I really like intercourse. I'm not on any hormones nor have I ever had them checked, but I never thought of it as a problem. I've never experienced being sore or having burn or whatever. I could believe they do it, especially if they're both on medication.

God bless you, nwgirl.

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

Is that a reference from another thread?

nope

Originally Posted by Bluebonnet

He said he told his wife he was "backed up".

yep

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

Yep, SS sounds like she has something to prove. I remember Heidi Klum boasting about her incredibly busy, incredibly fantastic sex life shortly before her separation from Seal.

Edited to add: Backed up = blue balls, I get it now.

you know, I have 5 brothers, I should have KNOWN that... but those whores are NEVER backed up. They say, the pipes need to be cleaned out...

Originally Posted by Kittylady

And if it is in the book then SS brought it up herself which means that this is information that is already in the public domain and therefore open to being remarked upon. I didn't see any piss taking (didyaseewhatIdidthere?) in Mel's post, merely a recounting of information that was freely given.

i see what you did there.

Originally Posted by MsChiff

^^good to know! incase a guy ever tells me he's backed up lol (before I would have been grossed out haha)

and now we know that he needs sex...

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I would have offered to cook the Bloke a curry to get things moving again.

yuck to the curry!

**sputnik** · October 9th, 2013, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by nwgirl

I'm almost 40 and when I have a regular partner, twice a day is just about right. It's not always long and drawn out, sometimes just a quickie, but I really like intercourse. I'm not on any hormones nor have I ever had them checked, but I never thought of it as a problem. I've never experienced being sore or having burn or whatever. I could believe they do it, especially if they're both on medication.

yeah i think that sounds normal too but her husband is 77 and she's older too. not saying they don't have sex at all but unless he's swallowing viagra twice a day which probably isn't great for his health, i would say she's exaggerating. a lot.

also, i don't have kids. i think kids are the biggest sex killers.

**twitchy2.0** · October 9th, 2013, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by ribbit

(Jesus Christ I can't believe I'm having this conversation) .

Neither can I. Maybe this is a good time to stop.

**MohandasKGanja** · October 9th, 2013, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

also, i don't have kids. i think kids are the biggest sex killers.

Not in terms of affection, of course, but definitely in terms of opportunity and energy levels. By the way, Mrs. Mohandas told me our daughter asked a couple of days ago why we had locked our bedroom door and then said, "were you having sex?" And Mrs. Mohandas said, "Yes, did you want to watch?" Our daughter was horrified and said, "OMG, no." And Mrs. Mohandas was like, "Then, don't mess with the door -- and knock if it's closed."

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 02:33 PM

excellent answer! that'll keep that ass away from the door!

**Kathie_Moffett** · October 9th, 2013, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by ribbit

I said that Miley AND Sinead were stupid bitches for bringing Amanda and Britney into it. (Jesus Christ I can't believe I'm having this conversation) *snip*

Caio.

I can't believe you're having this convo either. Remember who you're "defending"?? Cool your jets for chrissake.

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Miley Cyrus is all kinds of fucking stupid. A woman goes into her sexual prime in her forties. I never wanted sex more than when I hit my mid-forties.

VOUCH.

Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl

Are we really going to discuss Mo's poo now?

I may pink wig if we do.

I've got an orange wig ready and I'll join you. Bleck.

Originally Posted by nwgirl

I'm almost 40 and when I have a regular partner, twice a day is just about right. It's not always long and drawn out, sometimes just a quickie, but I really like intercourse. I'm not on any hormones nor have I ever had them checked, but I never thought of it as a problem. I've never experienced being sore or having burn or whatever. I could believe they do it, especially if they're both on medication.

Ah, a kindred soul.

Yeah, if those two are on hormones and healthy, I could see them doing it at least once a day. Why not? Being retired means you might as well get your motor runnin' again. I think a lot of younger people not doing it as much as they want to has more to do with stress and scheduling than anything else. Oh, and he might be on Cialis. One dose and you can do it more than once.

Originally Posted by sputnik

yeah i think that sounds normal too but her husband is 77 and she's older too. not saying they don't have sex at all but unless he's swallowing viagra twice a day which probably isn't great for his health, i would say she's exaggerating. a lot.

also, i don't have kids. i think kids are the biggest sex killers.

See above remark re: cialis. And totally agree re: kids. So, in fact, do all my friends who've spawned. Not that they don't love their kids but there is a tradeoff.

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

Not in terms of affection, of course, but definitely in terms of opportunity and energy levels. By the way, Mrs. Mohandas told me our daughter asked a couple of days ago why we had locked our bedroom door and then said, "were you having sex?" And Mrs. Mohandas said, "Yes, did you want to watch?" Our daughter was horrified and said, "OMG, no." And Mrs. Mohandas was like, "Then, don't mess with the door -- and knock if it's closed."

Mrs. Mohandas is all kinds of awesome. BTW you don't need to say "for a woman in her late 40s" around here. I at least think many women in their late 40s are just hot, period. :-)

**ribbit** · October 9th, 2013, 03:03 PM

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What's funny about this picture is that aside from the blonde wig, she and her hubby look a lot like the Ropers from Threes Company, you know where Mrs. Roper used to constantly go on about her sex life. She's a pretty woman but she looks her age completely, she's certainly not the health and fitness guru she tries to make herself out to be. Replace the blonde wig with Mrs Ropers curly red one.....and it's the same.

**gas_chick** · October 9th, 2013, 03:05 PM

I'm also having sex with Suzanne Somers husband twice a day.

**nwgirl** · October 9th, 2013, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

God bless you, nwgirl.

LOL! Surprisingly you're not the first man who has said that to me.

Originally Posted by sputnik

yeah i think that sounds normal too but her husband is 77 and she's older too. not saying they don't have sex at all but unless he's swallowing viagra twice a day which probably isn't great for his health, i would say she's exaggerating. a lot.

also, i don't have kids. i think kids are the biggest sex killers.

I didn't pay attention to how old they were. Can men get it up naturally at that age or do they always need help? My grandfather had prostate surgery and he got some pump thing installed. He and my grandmother, who was 20+ years his junior, used to do it like rabbits. Ewwwww...still shudder at the memories of hearing THAT!

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

Not in terms of affection, of course, but definitely in terms of opportunity and energy levels. By the way, Mrs. Mohandas told me our daughter asked a couple of days ago why we had locked our bedroom door and then said, "were you having sex?" And Mrs. Mohandas said, "Yes, did you want to watch?" Our daughter was horrified and said, "OMG, no." And Mrs. Mohandas was like, "Then, don't mess with the door -- and knock if it's closed."

Glad you two are still keeping it alive!!!

**MohandasKGanja** · October 9th, 2013, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett

Mrs. Mohandas is all kinds of awesome. BTW you don't need to say "for a woman in her late 40s" around here. I at least think many women in their late 40s are just hot, period. :-)

Thanks. They DEFINITELY are.

**Karistiona** · October 9th, 2013, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

yuck to the curry!

Mel I think we need to break up, I can no longer have a lover who hates curry.

**JazzyGirl** · October 9th, 2013, 03:43 PM

Well I definitely stand corrected! LOL - Ok - so mucho sex does not make everyone sore. Good to know. And I'm not saying I am not active (almost 50) - I think hubby and I do a fine job....I think it's Ms Sommers that is just rubbing me the wrong way -

Everyone else - back to all the sex.