^lol that was cute! you're a good wife(was talking to cornflakegrl)
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
nope
yep
you know, I have 5 brothers, I should have KNOWN that... but those whores are NEVER backed up. They say, the pipes need to be cleaned out...
i see what you did there.
and now we know that he needs sex...
yuck to the curry!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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yeah i think that sounds normal too but her husband is 77 and she's older too. not saying they don't have sex at all but unless he's swallowing viagra twice a day which probably isn't great for his health, i would say she's exaggerating. a lot.
also, i don't have kids. i think kids are the biggest sex killers.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Not in terms of affection, of course, but definitely in terms of opportunity and energy levels. By the way, Mrs. Mohandas told me our daughter asked a couple of days ago why we had locked our bedroom door and then said, "were you having sex?" And Mrs. Mohandas said, "Yes, did you want to watch?" Our daughter was horrified and said, "OMG, no." And Mrs. Mohandas was like, "Then, don't mess with the door -- and knock if it's closed."
excellent answer! that'll keep that ass away from the door!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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I can't believe you're having this convo either. Remember who you're "defending"?? Cool your jets for chrissake.
VOUCH.
I've got an orange wig ready and I'll join you. Bleck.
Ah, a kindred soul.Yeah, if those two are on hormones and healthy, I could see them doing it at least once a day. Why not? Being retired means you might as well get your motor runnin' again. I think a lot of younger people not doing it as much as they want to has more to do with stress and scheduling than anything else. Oh, and he might be on Cialis. One dose and you can do it more than once.
See above remark re: cialis. And totally agree re: kids. So, in fact, do all my friends who've spawned. Not that they don't love their kids but there is a tradeoff.
Mrs. Mohandas is all kinds of awesome. BTW you don't need to say "for a woman in her late 40s" around here. I at least think many women in their late 40s are just hot, period. :-)
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
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What's funny about this picture is that aside from the blonde wig, she and her hubby look a lot like the Ropers from Threes Company, you know where Mrs. Roper used to constantly go on about her sex life. She's a pretty woman but she looks her age completely, she's certainly not the health and fitness guru she tries to make herself out to be. Replace the blonde wig with Mrs Ropers curly red one.....and it's the same.
I'm also having sex with Suzanne Somers husband twice a day.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
LOL! Surprisingly you're not the first man who has said that to me.
I didn't pay attention to how old they were. Can men get it up naturally at that age or do they always need help? My grandfather had prostate surgery and he got some pump thing installed. He and my grandmother, who was 20+ years his junior, used to do it like rabbits. Ewwwww...still shudder at the memories of hearing THAT!
Glad you two are still keeping it alive!!!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Well I definitely stand corrected! LOL - Ok - so mucho sex does not make everyone sore. Good to know. And I'm not saying I am not active (almost 50) - I think hubby and I do a fine job....I think it's Ms Sommers that is just rubbing me the wrong way -
Everyone else - back to all the sex.
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