I doubt that they will get married. This engagement looks bad on every way.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
He just posted this so I was massively wrong:
https://twitter.com/stephenfry/statu...96533848596480
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
Awww, balls. That's no good. Was hoping he'd wake up before he actually got hitched.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
Oh, Stephen.
"Don't trust nobody, and 'nobody' meaning Jay Leno in particular." -Chris Rock
Silly old fool. This will cost him dearly in every possible way. I wonder how many of his friends begged him not to marry the creepy little twink but he's so besotted/dickmatised he did it anyway.
If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker
Show him a little sympathy, most of us have been dickmatized before, its just that most of us weren't quite dumb enough to marry it.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I really, really, really hope we're all wrong![]()
Oh,he ll be a fine stir FRY in no time at all,just look at that weasel faced hubby_wife...
Oh Stephen, I thought you were smarter than following your dick around.
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