me too.
me too.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
My first thought was that the guy is a gold digger. Then in the article (first one posted) I came across this:
The 27-year-old writer and comedian is the son of a property developer, who is believed be a millionaire.
Momentarily, I sighed in relief then realised - daddy may need investors in his new project and with sonny being married to Fry he would have access to a bit of money.
I hope not, I love Fry's witty self, don't want him to crash and burn![]()
^^But that's daddy's money, doesn't mean the son has access to it.
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
It's page three so can I say humblebragging and pompous rather than witty? e.g. (paraphased Tweet) It's lovely to sign so many autographs at the airport but I hope I don't miss my plane #pseudsliteraryfestival
Oldtimers?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Oh Beeyotch (aka our wonderful Grammar Fairy).. *Thank You so much* for pointing this out. i am so sincerely sorryto everyone i have annoyed by accidentally and constantly made
.. Yikes!
i have now put a sticky note on my screen with the words "Should HAVE .. Would HAVE .. Could HAVE.. NOT of!".
But it has given me a great idea for a new tin foil hat design.. i can make a tin foil dunces hat, and paint a D on it.. that will suit me perfectly .. hahaha!
Again, Thank you so much for your help Beeyotch.. and if there are any other Grammar mistakes i make, *PLEASE* feel free to give me the 'GR posting' equivalent of a kick in the backside
.. and there will no doubt be a LOT of them.. (i'm so sorry .. i'm such dunce).
You are a wonderful and awesome lady, please don't ever forget that.
For fuck's sake Wookie, she pointed out your poor grammar, she didn't save your life. Unless that was sarcasm (which I'm hoping it was). In that case, kudos.
Actually, I think you're a lot less dumb than you claim [*WINK!*]
If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker
And I think your posts could use more emojis. You're really not sticking enough in there, wookie.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Anyway, back to Mr Fry...how long are we going to give it?
I'll say a very tumultuous 18 months.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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