Stars Posing with Sea Creatures for Charity

**Mivvi21** · December 3rd, 2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by rollo

The lighting is awful. I thought Olivia Williams was Cris Cardashian.

I thought she looked like Lindsay Lohan.

**Annika** · December 3rd, 2013, 02:51 PM

i thought, for a fleeting moment, someone dropped some acid in my tea.... that was the fuckedupest thing i have seen today so far.

**llamamama** · December 3rd, 2013, 03:11 PM

I would have gladly waited while they retouched those photos (especially the wrinkles). On the other hand, I feel much better about my 43 yr old self.

**ConstanceSpry** · December 3rd, 2013, 03:18 PM

This is just stupid, posing with dead sea creatures to advocate saving them? What next, posing with dead elephants and other dead African animals to protest against poachers? Oh wait, that's probably what the trump douchebags and the 2 ugly bitches who shot the lion and giraffe and elephants were doing in support of conservation.

**HWBL** · December 3rd, 2013, 03:31 PM

Whose brilliant idea was this?

**Quazar** · December 3rd, 2013, 03:37 PM

Well it is attention-getting. I'll give it that.

**Lalique** · December 3rd, 2013, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

They should have had Jordan Feldstein holding a cocktail shrimp down below to help promote the welfare of the Louisiana sea life.

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

**faithanne** · December 3rd, 2013, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

This is just stupid, posing with dead sea creatures to advocate saving them? What next, posing with dead elephants and other dead African animals to protest against poachers?

No they'll be photographed wearing leopard skin furs and snorting rhino horn to bring attention to poaching. Makes about as much sense as this.

**Mrs P** · December 3rd, 2013, 06:11 PM

I'm craving red snapper now.

**Kathie_Moffett** · December 3rd, 2013, 06:22 PM

I could use some wild salmon with pesto, yep.

Originally Posted by Mel1973

yes, does everyone in the entire world have to be nude or else NO ONE notices the fish?

Basically, yeah. Because dead fish are not that exciting.

But I think upping the ante with a fish-slapping dance might have been a bit cheerier.

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

They should have had Jordan Feldstein holding a cocktail shrimp down below to help promote the welfare of the Louisiana sea life.

Following on that train of thought, they should've gotten Liam Neeson to pose with a great white whale and saved the eel for Michael Fassbender or Jon Hamm.

(Sorry guys. Yes, I thought of your big dicks before your charm or talent. Again. Here's a hanky.)

Originally Posted by Mivvi21

I thought she looked like Lindsay Lohan.

I thought it was Bjork!