Stacey Ferguson, the Queen of the butterfaces, poses in her panties

[Brookie]

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

[MohandasKGanja]

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

I'm not even sure. I've never been in a threesome of any kind. Most of these slang things - blumpkins, dutch ovens, rusty trombones, angry pirates, donkey punches -- to me, are just urban legend things that nobody has actually ever done.

[Bluebonnet]

I thought “Dutch Oven” is when the guy farts in bed and holds the covers over the woman so she can’t get away from the vapors?! Lol!

Ewww.

[pinkbunnyslippers]

I thought “Dutch Oven” is when the guy farts in bed and holds the covers over the woman so she can’t get away from the vapors?! Lol!

Ewww.

It is. That is not funny. It’s pure evil.

[MsDark]

I think the position is MFM and is also referred to as "spitroasting".

Recall the girl in the movie Chasing Amy whose nasty high school nickname was "fingercuffs" (like the Chinese finger trapping device) after participating in such an act.

Also:

Stacy Ferguson, Queen of the butterfaces, pees in her panties. *fixed

[Flygirl]

This was one hell of a thread necro, and it went to sex in less than 3 posts. I’d say most GR standards were met. Congratulations

[twitchy2.0]

#cilantro

[NickiDrea]

I'm not even sure. I've never been in a threesome of any kind. Most of these slang things - blumpkins, dutch ovens, rusty trombones, angry pirates, donkey punches -- to me, are just urban legend things that nobody has actually ever done.

Angry pirates

[MsDark]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...angry%20pirate

I knew I didn't need to know this....

[twitchy2.0]

But now that you do, you can dazzle people with your knowledge by bringing that up.

Perhaps at a family dinner to fill an awkward silence.

[Kittylady]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...angry%20pirate

I knew I didn't need to know this....

I already knew this one as a dirty pirate. But if that disturbed you then you definitely shouldn't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.

[Novice]

right.

There should be positions for all the world's famous buildings.

Does “Buckingham Palace” involve multiple trafficked teenagers?

#cilantro

#moist

[Kittylady]

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

I'm not even sure.

MohandasKGanja. GR join date: April 2008.

Mystery solved.

[twitchy2.0]

Okay, so the procedure once QE2 dies is that her secretary is to inform the prime minister, using the code phrase "London Bridge is down." The prime minister will then commence "Operation London Bridge."

Coincidence?

[MsDark]

I already knew this one as a dirty pirate. But if that disturbed you then you definitely shouldn't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...20hot%20pocket

You knew I was going to look.

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