Stacey Ferguson, the Queen of the butterfaces, poses in her panties

**Brookie** · November 15th, 2019, 07:27 PM

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

**MohandasKGanja** · November 15th, 2019, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Brookie

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

I'm not even sure. I've never been in a threesome of any kind. Most of these slang things - blumpkins, dutch ovens, rusty trombones, angry pirates, donkey punches -- to me, are just urban legend things that nobody has actually ever done.

**Bluebonnet** · November 16th, 2019, 12:51 AM

I thought “Dutch Oven” is when the guy farts in bed and holds the covers over the woman so she can’t get away from the vapors?! Lol!

Ewww.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · November 16th, 2019, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Bluebonnet

I thought “Dutch Oven” is when the guy farts in bed and holds the covers over the woman so she can’t get away from the vapors?! Lol!

Ewww.

It is. That is not funny. It’s pure evil.

**MsDark** · November 16th, 2019, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

I think the position is MFM and is also referred to as "spitroasting".

Recall the girl in the movie Chasing Amy whose nasty high school nickname was "fingercuffs" (like the Chinese finger trapping device) after participating in such an act.

Also:

Stacy Ferguson, Queen of the butterfaces, pees in her panties. *fixed

**Flygirl** · November 16th, 2019, 05:04 PM

This was one hell of a thread necro, and it went to sex in less than 3 posts. I’d say most GR standards were met. Congratulations

**twitchy2.0** · November 16th, 2019, 05:19 PM

#cilantro

**NickiDrea** · November 16th, 2019, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

I'm not even sure. I've never been in a threesome of any kind. Most of these slang things - blumpkins, dutch ovens, rusty trombones, angry pirates, donkey punches -- to me, are just urban legend things that nobody has actually ever done.

Angry pirates

**MsDark** · November 16th, 2019, 07:56 PM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...angry%20pirate

I knew I didn't need to know this....

**twitchy2.0** · November 16th, 2019, 08:29 PM

But now that you do, you can dazzle people with your knowledge by bringing that up.

Perhaps at a family dinner to fill an awkward silence.

**Kittylady** · November 16th, 2019, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by MsDark

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...angry%20pirate

I knew I didn't need to know this....

I already knew this one as a dirty pirate. But if that disturbed you then you definitely shouldn't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.

**Novice** · November 17th, 2019, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

right.

There should be positions for all the world's famous buildings.

Does “Buckingham Palace” involve multiple trafficked teenagers?

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

#cilantro

#moist

**Kittylady** · November 17th, 2019, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Brookie

Hey Mo - how do you know all these sexual position nicknames?

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

I'm not even sure.

MohandasKGanja. GR join date: April 2008.

Mystery solved.

**twitchy2.0** · November 17th, 2019, 11:47 AM

Okay, so the procedure once QE2 dies is that her secretary is to inform the prime minister, using the code phrase "London Bridge is down." The prime minister will then commence "Operation London Bridge."

Coincidence?