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Thread: Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag make out all over Washington, DC for extra cash

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    God I'm gonna fucking puke!

    If I would have known they were here I would have stuck some sparklers up their asses for the full patriotic look, bofore I pushed them in the reflecting pond.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    I was hoping Abe Lincoln would take a giant whiz on them.

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    be funny if he stomped on the guys head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    well... she DID wear her sightseeing shoes...
    "Sightseeing shoes" - best line I've read all week!

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    these 2 morons are the most ridiculous people on earth.
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    I say ship 'em off to Iraq.

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    I say sink the ship once they get on.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Maybe they're auditioning to be McCain's poster children?

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    I'm thinking they hire their own photog to follow them around and take pix of them looking oh, so suprised, and then anonymously send them in to whoever will take them.

    No way paparrazi followed Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag around Washington.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I'm thinking they hire their own photog to follow them around and take pix of them looking oh, so suprised, and then anonymously send them in to whoever will take them.

    No way paparrazi followed Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag around Washington.
    Can you imagine the size of the puke bag that has to be included with this job??
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    Maybe they're auditioning to be McCain's poster children?

    Maybe they are his children.

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    How does she walk around in those shoes? Jeebus, my feet hurt looking at them.

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    ^ It takes a special kinda ho, for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmed Hour View Post
    How does she walk around in those shoes? Jeebus, my feet hurt looking at them.
    If she were dating a straight man, I'd say that it's because she doesn't spend much time on her feet.. but dating Spence, .... no such luck
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    The question is, how does she get them of his feet when its time to leave the hotel room?

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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