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Thread: Some lucky, lucky woman gets to call herself Levi Johnston's wife now

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    I still can't believe he got at least two women to hit that.
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    I imagine its slim pickins in Wasila.
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    Good point.
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    There is plenty of wildlife for these woman to choose , a moose or a caribo would be a better option then this douch bag

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    Wedding pics with a bolt-on baby are always tres klassy.
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    Isn't Alaska supposed to be just run OVER with men? WTF? I'd find me an effing lumberjack and be done with it. why would anyone touch this little bastard?
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    I just saw the Inside Edition that showed their wedding. It was super classy. When Levi flubbed his vows he really said "yeah, whatever you said." He also work a camo vest and bow tie. The person I assume to be the bride's mother was sobbing, and I don't believe they were happy tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    I just saw the Inside Edition that showed their wedding. It was super classy. When Levi flubbed his vows he really said "yeah, whatever you said." He also work a camo vest and bow tie. The person I assume to be the bride's mother was sobbing, and I don't believe they were happy tears.
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    You guys don't worry about her being a teacher. She is 20 years old. She probably works in a preschool or day care center. With no college degree, she can't even teach Kindergarten.

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    Re: the male/female ratio in Alaska, there's this saying: The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Did anyone read the interview he gave with Esquire or GQ or whatever? Not a sophisticated thinker, but not a complete dullard either, and I suspect Sarah Palin underestimated his powers of observation and retention, because his recollections of the household are damning. BTW, Todd Palin and Michelle (R-MN) Bachmann's deeply-closeted gay-reforming Christian counsellor husband Marcus are thisclose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    You're kidding, right...?
    Unfortunately, not. The audience's laughter was delayed and very uncomfortable, understandably.

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    look at his outfit.






    there are more (not tacky at all) photos at the link: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/05/levi-j...laska-gallery/
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    He is definitely a fatass now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    He is definitely a fatass now.
    Good God, I love your posts. If only you weren't so subtle....

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