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Thread: Singer Lily Allen proclaims to the world that she gives good head (so classy!)

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    This whole thread is hilarious! I love the song.

    I gotta say..getting kicked out of school for constant 'blow-jobbing' is a little shocking even to me.

    England is so classy!!!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    It was probably said tongue in cheek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    If Liz Phair were President, there would be no more wars.
    Liz Phair should be Secretary General of the United Nations.

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    She can give me one girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy View Post



    That's muh girl!

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    I want her to prove to ME that she can give good head. I'll be the judge of that!!
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    stupid desperate for attention little girl

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    .....what is a bad blow job?........other than doing a Loretta Bobbit?.....

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    using her teeths?

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    ^^technically you are correct, but in my opinion (since I'm quite fond of mine).......HOW a woman removes it would be irrelevant.....Loretta used a knife, but teeth would be about the same in my book...........why in the world did I bring up this subject???....someone slap me, please.....


    .....form a line......

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    OUCH [remembers bobbit...shudders]...

    If she is so good at BJs she must be pretty boring during sex.... IMHO and experience tells me that....

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    Sung to the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight:

    "In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
    In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena grabs a knife...
    A weenie-wack, a weenie-wack, a weenie-wack, a weenie-wack..."

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    ^^the things women find amusing......

    ...was it Lorena?.....I thought Loretta sounded wrong, but frankly.....I've tried to forget that woman ever existed......I kept my hands in my lap 24/7 for a long time because of her.....

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