The Sim-pole life: Now Paris Hilton tries her hand at poledancing

[Sm0kah0ntas]

Originally Posted by KrisNine

She's about as sexy and sultry as a bucket of puke.

EEEWWW


that's the ugliest damn dress.. ugh! She's usually so stylish

EVERYONE APPEARS TO BE LOOKING AWAY.. LOL AND SHE SMILING LIKE SHE GOT ALL THE ATTENTION. OK THERE'S 1 GUY WIT A CAMERA PHONE

[DontMindMe]

They have the video here, if anyone's interested: Paris Hilton’s Pole Dancing Video at Celebrity Cowboy

[Chilly Willy]

She can't dance to save her pathetic life.

[NicoleWasHere]

Even the pole had to have been thinking "Ok, I've had enough".

[Bijoux]

She has no rythem at all.

And WTF is up with the hideous tights lately???

[Sweetie]

What's up with her wearing tights these days?

[MrsDark]

Paris is especially embarrassing of late. Like one of those chicks who thinks she's still got it, but everyone laughs at behind her back.

She's not coordinated enough to be a pole dancer. Those broads are amazing acrobats. Paris would fall on her already pancake-like ass in two seconds if she tried to do any real pole-dancing. She needs to stick to pole waxing.

[ByRDi]

You all have said all I could; she's pathetic and washed up. It's bad when you are washed up, yet never did or were anything to begin with (other than a joke). She's not even a joke anymore, just more like, "how ridiculous and who cares?"

[xavier_moon]

Originally Posted by Honey

I'm sorry...but which one is the pole?