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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    ^MEOW lolol

    I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at his desperation. I bet he's a jackrabbit humper.
    it would be all over in like 4 minutes (and then he'd do it again)

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    I'll go home with you Shia!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    it would be all over in like 4 minutes (and then he'd do it again)
    Ahh, the perks of youth.

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    I think he's hot, I'd give him my number

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    Whatever else he may be..he is certainly absolutely fuckable. And one of the very few celebs to take a rather adorable mugshot as well. He should be fucked alot just for that alone. And he does look adorable in that first pic..kind of like a little kid dressed up in Grandpa's clothing!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Dear Women of the World,

    Will one of you please fuck Shia LaBeouf?...he needs to get laid by one of y'all.

    Thanks, best wishes, and good luck!
    xxxxxxoooooo


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    ^^ nah not even with a rented vagina but thanks for the offer.

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    Embarrasing. He's just in the wrong spot at the wrong time. Women have thrown themselves at less wealthy and less famous guys than Shia, so it's just a freak occurence.

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    Yeah, cause saying, How do I get a girl to come home with me? really makes a chick want to go to bed with you.
    Come on, Shia. Put the bong down for a minute. LOL

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    He's probably just using reverse psychology. Women will read that article and go after him more.
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Yeah, cause saying, How do I get a girl to come home with me? really makes a chick want to go to bed with you.
    Come on, Shia. Put the bong down for a minute. LOL
    Back in the day, I'd be the girl who's like "oh you poor thing, you sweet thing". Next thing you know his head would be on my bosom as I clutched him in sympathy....

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    LMAO, I'd hit it, but I don't imagine it being longer than 3 min.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Put the bong down for a minute. LOL

    ...Cause rejection is SO MUCH better when you are completely sober...


    Personally, I think he should have just went with, "More then meets the eye..."
    Sugar... The real gateway drug

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    ..Laid yet?...
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    That's supposed to be the offspring of Harrison Ford and Karen Allen? He looks like a douche with pubic facial hair.

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