Shia LaBeouf can't get laid

**ingi** · April 21st, 2008, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by sparkly

^MEOW lolol

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at his desperation. I bet he's a jackrabbit humper.

it would be all over in like 4 minutes

(and then he'd do it again)

**Laxmobster** · April 21st, 2008, 02:40 PM

I'll go home with you Shia!

**Sasha** · April 21st, 2008, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by ingi

it would be all over in like 4 minutes

(and then he'd do it again)

Ahh, the perks of youth.

**nycgirl** · April 21st, 2008, 03:06 PM

I think he's hot, I'd give him my number

**Sojiita** · April 21st, 2008, 04:39 PM

Whatever else he may be..he is certainly absolutely fuckable. And one of the very few celebs to take a rather adorable mugshot as well. He should be fucked alot just for that alone. And he does look adorable in that first pic..kind of like a little kid dressed up in Grandpa's clothing!

**Sojiita** · April 21st, 2008, 04:57 PM

Dear Women of the World,

Will one of you please fuck Shia LaBeouf?...he needs to get laid by one of y'all.

Thanks, best wishes, and good luck!
xxxxxxoooooo

Sojiita.

**GaPeach** · April 21st, 2008, 07:18 PM

^^ nah not even with a rented vagina but thanks for the offer.

**celeb_2006** · April 21st, 2008, 07:20 PM

Embarrasing. He's just in the wrong spot at the wrong time. Women have thrown themselves at less wealthy and less famous guys than Shia, so it's just a freak occurence.

**cmmdee** · April 21st, 2008, 07:20 PM

Yeah, cause saying, How do I get a girl to come home with me? really makes a chick want to go to bed with you.
Come on, Shia. Put the bong down for a minute. LOL

**potato_chips** · April 21st, 2008, 08:56 PM

He's probably just using reverse psychology. Women will read that article and go after him more.

**Sasha** · April 21st, 2008, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

Yeah, cause saying, How do I get a girl to come home with me? really makes a chick want to go to bed with you.
Come on, Shia. Put the bong down for a minute. LOL

Back in the day, I'd be the girl who's like "oh you poor thing, you sweet thing". Next thing you know his head would be on my bosom as I clutched him in sympathy....

**MrsMarsters** · April 22nd, 2008, 01:42 AM

LMAO, I'd hit it, but I don't imagine it being longer than 3 min.

**Seapharris7** · April 22nd, 2008, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

Put the bong down for a minute. LOL

...Cause rejection is SO MUCH better when you are completely sober...

Personally, I think he should have just went with, "More then meets the eye..."