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    Quote Originally Posted by *Kat* View Post
    oh fuck off. People have been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years.
    ^I always say stuff like "Fleas do it, nothing special about procreation. Raising kids well, now THAT is a much harder and important thing".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    ^I always say stuff like "Fleas do it, nothing special about procreation. Raising kids well, now THAT is a much harder and important thing".
    Exactly. And we live in one of the safest times in history to give birth.
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    I've been pregnant twice (albeit briefly, 9 weeks a piece or so) and Jesus Christ I couldn't have felt less womanly. No energy to shave my legs (though don't need to be pregnant for that), falling asleep on the sofa at 7:30pm, bloated little pot belly of immovable gas. My boobs got bigger but fuck if you touched them, my nipples would breathe fire then weep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    I remember saying "I'm a woman now". It was when I was 12, and started my period.
    I cried and wailed "But I don't waaaaant it !!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    I cried and wailed "But I don't waaaaant it !!!"
    That's the way I felt right after I had my baby. I knew it was coming back.
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    Gag. Automatic shitlist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Fuck with them. Disgust them. Make sure they'll never poke their nose in like that ever again.

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    Woman: "Lofty, how many children do you have?"
    You: "I used to have quite a few, at least one a year, but then the state forced me to be sterilised because I kept eating them while they were still small enough to be tender and juicy. Do you have any babies in your family that I could eat, I mean meet?"
    That's too funny!
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    I just adore all of you for your comments here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Fuck with them. Disgust them. Make sure they'll never poke their nose in like that ever again.

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    Woman: "Lofty, how many children do you have?"
    You: "I used to have quite a few, at least one a year, but then the state forced me to be sterilised because I kept eating them while they were still small enough to be tender and juicy. Do you have any babies in your family that I could eat, I mean meet?"
    LOL!!!!
    Too bad that I'm a kindergartener (or whatever my job is called in english). I deeply care for the children, like them all and do my very best to be a reliable caregiver, to see them in their own circumstances and be there for their emotional needs.
    That that does not mean that I ever wanted a child is too much for a lot of people. To me, it's a completely different thing. Parents have my full admiration, they take care for 24 hours a day. For me, whatever happens with the kids I'm responsible for, at 16:00 I can go home to the absolute order and silence of my own place. I would go crazy if I had so share that place with children, no matter how well behaved, cute or whatever they may be.

    Just NO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    I remember saying "I'm a woman now". It was when I was 12, and started my period.

    are you there god? it's me, pinkbunnyslippers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    If in order to be a 'real' woman you have to have your own children (through the vag, natch), what do you have to do to be a 'real' man?
    Just spread your seed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    If in order to be a 'real' woman you have to have your own children (through the vag, natch), what do you have to do to be a 'real' man?
    Have sex, piledriver style, with a big wad of chaw in your cheek, high fiving your self, while shouting "oh, yeeeeeaaaahhhh!!!" In the same tone of voice as Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
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    I'm 33 and don't know if I want kids. I've had relatives and "friends" tell me I'd better "hurry up" before it's too late. I'm not offended by their comments, or Serena's. Perhaps I should be, but I just look at it as dumb comments. There's too much other stuff in the world for me to get upset about. *Cough* Trump *Cough*
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    I have no kids and never wanted any but guess what, still a woman. Idiot.
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    yep, casey anthony, susan smith, andrea yates, all real women.
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    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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