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Thread: Scarlett Johansson chases birds for her album of suck, thinks her voice is great

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    You know what she sounds like? Remember in Arrested Development, when George Michael went to that Christmas Prayer thing that Ann's family was holding, and Ann is singing in this toneless, deep voice?

    That's what ScarJo sounds like.

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    I hope people with suicidal tendencies don't listen to this shit!!
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    ^^ I dunno I thought it was pretty bad

    like a very bad Sinead O'Connor on oxycontin

    That's very true.

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    Man, that WAS bad.

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    She has a terrific body, enough brain to learn lines for acting, a normal face, but in the voice/singing department she has nothing

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    Her voice makes me cry. Not in the good way.

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    I like her talking voice, but i don't like her singing; strange.

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    ^That's because she doesn't have any musical ability. Having a nice speaking voice isn't the same as being able to sing. A lot of people's singing voices sound much different from their speaking voices.

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    I really can't stand her but I expected I wouldn't hate this. I was wrong.

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    Can anyone else smell that???

    It's... it's.... it's shit!

    Personally, I think she should have let the fucking owls sing the whole album for her.
    vaya con dios

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    Would the OWLS be as famous as the chipmunks?

    We dont need to know, do we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Sweet Jebus, I honestly thought her singing wouldn't be that bad, at worst it would soft and sweet without much to it, but that is ridiculous.


    BTW, the video blows chunks.
    Gracious, that is exactly what I was going to say, down to the "Sweet Jebus" so I started with "Gracious" instead.

    Figured she'd sound all soft & whispery like Minnie Driver but nooooo..... more like somebody in their first year of learning the clarinet. Makes you jump right out of your seat, right before you crawl out of a 3rd story window.
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    Oh my goodness! What is is that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by H. Lecter View Post
    Would the OWLS be as famous as the chipmunks?

    We dont need to know, do we?
    Hmmm, not sure.

    But I do have a strange visual of owls hearing this album and suddenly just fluttering over and mating the stereo...

    It's late Friday afternoon... it's amazing what my mind comes up with to pass the dying hours of work.
    vaya con dios

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    i actually like her voice...

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