In the wise words of Craig Ferguson, we all think we're the piece of shit at the centre of the universe. We simultaneously think we're shit and that everybodyelse is consumed with noticing and pointing out our flaws.
In the wise words of Craig Ferguson, we all think we're the piece of shit at the centre of the universe. We simultaneously think we're shit and that everybodyelse is consumed with noticing and pointing out our flaws.
Last edited by Rusalka; May 17th, 2014 at 03:12 PM.
As my counselor likes to say, we're all just bozos on the same bus.
I told my gran that today. That aging is like a really slow moving horror movie and she laughed and said, "That's exactly what it's like!"
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
It’s a purse. It holds stuff. Get a backpack. You’re being ridiculous.”
I pulled out my old college backpack to take to a music festival last month and have been wondering why I don't carry that thing all the time instead of some cute purse with no pockets where I spend ten minutes looking for my keys every single time.
I like Sarah. Don't love her comedy routine but like her a lot. Seems like someone you would love to be friends with.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
Phhh, what does she know about aging, she is 44 and still looks like early 30's.
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
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