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    Quote Originally Posted by Daphne View Post
    Exactly. I don't think her figure is anything special; in fact, it's one of my least liked body shapes. It's almost manly.
    Actually, there's nothing stunning about this girl at all. She's just a big old

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    Bigger beard than Santa's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Actually, there's nothing stunning about this girl at all. She's just a big old
    I know Clooney likes skanks like Sarah, because he doesn't want commitment. But I can't figure out why he would go public with her, and try to present her as something she's not (a model, not an escort go go dancer, lol). From what I've seen, pretty much all of his fans hate Sarah, and she has damaged his image much more than she has helped it.

    I agree she's not a pretty girl. There is something very off about her face. Is she part Asian? Because when I look at her face, I see Asian eyes on a Caucasian face. The features don't mix. She's very odd looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple rain View Post
    I know Clooney likes skanks like Sarah, because he doesn't want commitment. But I can't figure out why he would go public with her, and try to present her as something she's not (a model, not an escort go go dancer, lol). From what I've seen, pretty much all of his fans hate Sarah, and she has damaged his image much more than she has helped it.

    I agree she's not a pretty girl. There is something very off about her face. Is she part Asian? Because when I look at her face, I see Asian eyes on a Caucasian face. The features don't mix. She's very odd looking.
    I think she's just boring and common. She's not exactly ugly, but she's average. I've never bought the whole "Clooney is gay" thing, but I can see him maybe being bi. If he's not gay, then I can also understand him dating skanks like Sarah. If he is gay, then no explanation necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    "stunning figure"? Girlriend has pancake tits. Seriously.
    Yeah she need to install some skin balloons like the rest of Hollywood. Some people find undefaced bosoms attractive and classy, dear!

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    She's got to be pretty insecure then to be so obsessed with her appearance. Besides, someone better tell her that it takes more than a good body to keep a man!

    She's probably the least attractive girlfriend he's had yet. I liked Celine Balitran from back in '99 the best. She was the only one who didn't milk the relationship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Yeah she need to install some skin balloons like the rest of Hollywood. Some people find undefaced bosoms attractive and classy, dear!
    That would make sense if I were janking on her for having small tits, but I'm not. I'm no Dolly Parton myself, to make a "huge" understatement. I objected to someone saying she has a stunning figure when her tits literally look like pancakes, like she's never worn a bra in her life and the poor things, out of sheer exhaustion, have drooped and flattened hopelessly out of all proportion to her age. Her tits look 65 yrs old!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Yeah she need to install some skin balloons like the rest of Hollywood. Some people find undefaced bosoms attractive and classy, dear!
    I agree. I'd rather look at flat boobs than see humongous implants, like most L.A. girls have. It takes a confident woman to know she has flat breasts and still go out in public and be herself.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Yes, I read somewhere the other day she's part Mongoloid and part Norweigan on one side and a whole lot of other crap on the other side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    Yes, I read somewhere the other day she's part Mongoloid and part Norweigan on one side and a whole lot of other crap on the other side.
    Ah, so she is, in fact, part crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    Yes, I read somewhere the other day she's part Mongoloid and part Norweigan on one side and a whole lot of other crap on the other side.
    I read the same thing in People's 100 Most Beautiful list. Can't believe Georgie's publicist paid for her to get in there... with a little interview too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
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    We all know George true love is Brad.

    Anyhow his girlfriend figure is NOT stunning, its one of the worst kinds to have. Its not curvy she dosen't have a beautiful face even. She looks like shit.

    Beautiful- Halle Berry that is a stunning FIGURE. Pre Baby and Post Baby. Even though I hate her, Jennifer Aniston has a HELL OF A BODY also. So does Denise Richards, Kim Karashadian (sometimes) they all have pretty faces. Jennifers is decent. Cameron Diaz is someone I'm iffy on. She kinda has a pretty face and figure then sometimes she looks like hell. Depending on the movie. I would think Cameron and George be a decent hookup, at least Cameron is in her MID 30's.

    George/Brad are the same age, but when Brad actually dresses right and has his hair cut in a nice way he looks way YOUNGER. Its not Georges salt and pepper hair, he just looks OLD and he is a SMUG bastard I hear.

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    She needs to work on her face.

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    George does look like her father.
    Sarah is already thin. She is going to disappear and just become hair and eyeballs if she loses more weight.

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