Its our state motto, the governor might ask me to move. I must be getting mellow in my old age, not wanting to hit people. I think I just irrationally despise Sharon so much I'm blocking it out.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Either that, or he just spotted a Twinkie.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Those shows must be so much fun. With so many douches in one place, it must be a bitch-fest from beginning to the end.
you and me both! I hope someone just finally gives BOTH those Osbourne bitches a motherfucking BEAT DOWN! The more they get away with this, the more they think it's acceptable. As for that guy, Jordan - jesus, he looks like that Crazy Crack-Head Canadian Mayor... are we sure it ISN'T him?
Sharon Motherfucking Osbourne, that's who... and this isn't the first time.
bingo
amen! sending shit to someone, physically attacking one of those Rock of Love girls (megan? the one who had a moon pie head and a popsicle stick body), throwing hams at neighbors, etc... If this bitch was my neighbor, I'd have shot her by now.
Sharon fucking Osbourne IS an ingnint fucking redneck. with an English accent. You don't have to be from the South to be white trash, you know?
right, because Sharon and her dirty whorebag, twat of a daughter have never said anything insulting to anyone! HA, they've made a fucking career of it!
nothing that those two bitches shouldn't have ignored AT THE FUCKING GRAMMYS! Or Clive Davis' party- wherever, they were clearly supposed to be there for business purposes.
me too. and each day, my loathing of Sharon (and that little Sharon Jr) GROWS... even when I don't feed it, it grows!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
can someone get a petition started to throw sharon and kelly out on their English asses now?
serious question: if you could get rid of Justin Bieber OR Sharon & Kelly, which petition would you sign?
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Tough decision. Perhaps it is better to play the Kill-Fuck-Marry game with these 3.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Ok, Sharon is FOUL... in many ways. From talking about how "ugly" Susan Boyle is - I mean, at least Susan Boyle HAS talent. But Sharon talks about how Susan got beat with a fucking ugly stick. I mean, let's be honest: Sharon took a pretty good fucking whack from the ugly stick her damn self! Ozzy paid to have that ugly bitch prettied up a bit and she should NOT forget that... all she's gotta do is look at her kids!
She also DID take a shit in a Tiffany box and mail it to journalists who said unkind things about HER children:
Unknown US journalist
Sharon Osbourne admitted that she used to send turds in a Tiffany box to enemies, including an American journalist who insulted her children, Kelly and Jack. Along with the box, the star also sent a note which read: "I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this."
She later revealed to The Guardian that it was indeed her own faeces.
Chris Tarrant
Sharon Osbourne turned her venom on Chris Tarrant when she spotted the TV presenter in the crowd during an X Factor live show.
Chris had previously said that Ozzy Osbourne was "inarticulate", to which Osbourne responded: "Don't you dare diss my f**king family. How dare you say those f**king things - at least I'm in a f**king marriage!"
Chris had been through a divorce from Ingrid Tarrant following claims of his infidelity.
NOBODY can fucking understand Ozzy!
If I recall correctly, the neighbor shit was during the filming of their reality show. Sharon actually threw a ham at the neighbor. The biggest thing that bothers me about that bitch is that she's a fucking hypocrite. She says any nasty thing about everyone she meets/reads about/sees in restaurant/on tv etc... but heaven forfend someone make mention of the hosebeast that IS her fucking daughter.
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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