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    Depends on what you mean
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    Zing!

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    I had skipped this thread for so long, because, Sanjaya...who gives a shit? But OH MY GOD!!! Hilarous!!! Gold star Grimmlock!!!

    We need more fantards...I just want to pinch their cheeks.



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    Oh Jesus Christ!
    What a surprise when I clicked this thread. Who fucking knew?!
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    I wonder if the fantard had been lurking this whole time, or has some sort of intenet metafilter to hunt down 'offending' SanGAYa internet posts so they can rush to his/her defense
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    I would guess the latter. 'Course I'm just a jellus hater, so what do I know?



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    you're also fat, ugly, high, a homewrecker, have no life, a closetcase, homophobic and you have small hair.
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    tiny hair. Really miniscule hair. And no eyebrows.



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    Phew, so I did read it. Hilarious.

    The poor thing, it ran right into Uncle Grimms arms. There was no saving it.
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    hahaha, I was gonna bat it around a little last night but I was tired. I knew Grimm wouldn't disappoint.

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    I cannot stop laughing at this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I think your crackpipe is a bit cloudy if you can see him growing facial hair anytime soon.
    Can't you see his mustache and scruffy goatee?

    You know what, that pic may be a bit fuzzy, so here's another one from Jordin's concert:


    He looks like a freaking hippy, lol!!.. Notice how mature and handsome he has become too, a true man, so full of energy and spunk- a far cry from the timid boy he was just one year ago..

    First of all.. fanjayas? ROFLMAO, that's almost as bad as Gay Claikens 'claymates'. Good god.
    Well, I know it sounds hokey, but we had to give ourselves a name. Fanjayas sounds better than Sanfanjas or Malakrazies.. Speaking of Clay, he has been very supportive of Sanjaya and has spoken out against the kneejerk reactionaries in the media, so he's cool in my book. He's another guy who has gone through a shitload of undeserved criticism just because he is not ordinary, so Clay can definitely empathize.

    Secondly, in touch with his feminine side? The guy doesn't stop touching his feminine side. In fact, he's diddling its clit right now.
    Oh, come on now, I've seen Sanjaya act macho before. It's just that he's grown up around women all of his life and didn't have any strong male figures to bond with, so that's what he became accustomed to. His parents are divorced and unfortunately his father wasn't around much since he worked as a cleric in India for most of Sanjaya's childhood. His immediate family is mainly made up of girls- Shyamali, Jill, a couple of nearby aunts that he is close with, and their daughters.. I know a guy who's parents died in a car crash, and he had to move in with his grandmother at a very young age and became feminine like Sanjaya, but he's as straight as an arrow. It's ignorant and unfair to immediately jump to conclusions based on stupid stereotypes.

    .. and then they take you shopping, and do your hair, and help you pick out throw pillows..
    Actually, a couple of fans did have the privilege of going shopping with Sanjaya. On tour, the Idols would usually have the mornings off before sound check to look around town and visit any shops they needed to for clothes, food, personal items, etc.. Anyway, he took a couple of girls who were waiting by the buses to a deli for some sandwiches, and then an ice cream parlor for dessert. No hair salons or furniture stores though..

    Wow... you seriously think he's straight? That guy pings more gaydar than Moby fucking DICK! On what planet is he straight? Where's his girlfriend? How many relationships has he been in with chicks? I can't wait to hear this excuse lol
    To start out, Sanjaya's had at LEAST one girlfriend that we know of, and he's talked about her before in several interviews. Martha, a black girl who attended the same school as him in the 9th grade, was Sanjaya's girlfriend for almost a year. Unfortunately he had to dump her because she became too clingy. After that, he became so busy with his choir and pursuit of a musical career that he wasn't able to start another relationship. Now that Sanjaya's set his feet down in LA and will have some down time while he's working on his album, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a significant other enter his life, and I can assure you it will be a LADY. Seriously, how many gay guys do you see kissing girls on the lips?? -

    These were taken backstage after the Idols concerts btw. The Fanjayas' tour color was orange, and Sanji's hair is pulled back and tucked away so that overzealous fans wouldn't be able to pull it out. Yes, that actually happened on more than one occasion. Ouch!!


    OH yeah, there's a sound comparison.. Sangaya and Wacko Jacko, the two most normal and sensitive guys out there. Nevermind that one went to court twice in kiddie molestation charges and admits to being a 50 year old man that likes sharing his bed with little boys.. THEYRE SO IN TOUCH WITH CHILDHOOD! .. well, one in particular, but it's a bad touch..
    Again, stop drinking the Kool-aid. Don't let the media and tabloids affect your judgment without looking a little deeper, to find out the whole story. MJ was deprived of his childhood and is trying to compensate for it in a very loving way by offering children from broken homes the chance to live in a fairy tale land, bringing them great joy and relief from the struggles they have to deal with daily.. And what is wrong with a man hosting slumber parties and acting like a child once in a while? If you listen to Michael's HIStory album, you will realize that he is just misunderstood and the victim of con artists and media sensationalism. Besides, real pedophiles usually molest hundreds of children, not one every decade or so. Why haven't any more boys come forward, especially since Tom Sneddon set up that public hotline for people to call in if their children had been victimized by MJ, and he received ZERO credible tips.

    Of course Sanjaya hasn't been accused of something serious like child molestation, but people have such vitriol for him that you would think he's an ax murderer. Sanjaya's two idols are Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson, and his solo on the tour was "The Way You Make Me Feel," so I guess you could say we both have similar tastes in music.. For anyone who doubts his dancing ability, I dare you to watch:
    YouTube - Sanjaya Malakar "The Way You Make Me Feel"

    Oh here we go.. we're all just jellus fat ugly no life racist homophobic haterz because we think he's fucking ridiculous..
    Yeah, what exactly do you have against Sanjaya anyway? I have yet to hear a legitimate explanation for the haters' negative attitude towards him. All he wants to do is be himself and entertain people. Sanjaya has said that he wants to be known as an all-around PERFORMER, not just a singer. And yes, I get the impression that most of the haters fit your description. BTW, Sanjaya's fans come in all shapes and sizes. He cares not whether or not they are overweight, as I have seen pictures of him giving disabled and obese women bear hugs while keeping a huge grin on his face. Sanjaya looks past superficial appearance and cares more about what's inside. That's what counts!

    K, we've gone from being fat ugly jellus racist homophobes to total closetcases dripping for Sangaya's chode? Give me a break. Nobody is hot for Sangaya except for a few deluded fat chicks.
    You wanna bet? Visit dazeoffire.com and go to the "Sanjaya is Sexy" thread, which has over 100 pages of horny women lusting over his yummy body. Then there are the X-rated fanfics which are interesting and worth browsing if you're into that kind of thing. They can be found here: Sanjaya Malakar Fans -> Sanjaya Malakar [[After Dark]]



    How can you not love a face like this?

    Oh good, another collection of badly sung tripe that'll do as well as Ruben what-his-face's
    We'll see... I have a feeling a lot of people will be pleasantly surprised with what he comes out with. Sanjaya has described it as a fusion of Indian music with modern pop, jazz, and r&b. Three distinct groups of people will be purchasing his album by the truckloads: the little girls who are into Zac Efron and Hannah Montana, the older fans who are interested in eclectic world beats, and those who will buy it out of sheer curiosity.

    Being a bottom in a fisting orgy DVD doesn't count.
    I'm sorry to disappoint, but your fantasy isn't coming true anytime soon I'm afraid...

    Well if Sir Mix-A-Lot's career is any indication, we'll be hearing from Sangaya around the year 2034, coincidentally the time flamey androids with bitchtits rule the earth..
    The man who represented Sir-Mix-A-Lot helped them make millions off Baby Got Back. All it takes is one huge hit the jackpot and earn a spot in the history books forever.. That song is a staple for karaoke parties!


    Well honey, unless you were there at the time, you can't really say that with any certainty can you?

    I love how fantards always want us to take their word as gospel, despite the fact that they can't actually KNOW that their particular celeb wasn't a douchebag on that day, but when we acknowledge the possibility that they might have been a douche suddenly it's IMPOSSIBLE
    We know more about him than most people do and several fanjayas had the opportunity to speak with him personally, so we know that behavior is totally out of character. If you read in the newspaper that your sweet 80-yr. old grandmother had been caught robbing banks but there was no real proof, you wouldn't believe it either. How does TMZ back up their claims, anyway? See, it's all C R A P!!!
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    Paging Mr. Grimm...
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Fuck! Oh God, I'm dying!!!! Sanjaya fanfic porn??!!!!?!? LMFAO!

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    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!! IS THIS FO REAL
    IMMA SCARED!!


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