Sanjaya Malakar: Superbowl diva

**cherrypye** · February 11th, 2008, 02:21 AM

Lol Lol Lol

**Folieadeux** · February 11th, 2008, 02:22 AM

LOL

Since I've been at GR, this is the best.thread.EVER!

**NicoleWasHere** · February 11th, 2008, 02:23 AM

Grimm be viewin', he must be writing up the Epic Win right now.

**Folieadeux** · February 11th, 2008, 02:26 AM

Hey what's this pageant mom thread I just read about pages back? I wanna read it! Does the thread still exist?

**cherrypye** · February 11th, 2008, 02:31 AM

**cherrypye** · February 11th, 2008, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by CCkissesx

Hey what's this pageant mom thread I just read about pages back? I wanna read it! Does the thread still exist?

I always had the idea that this thread was the one that shant be mentioned, but I always wanted to know too...

**NicoleWasHere** · February 11th, 2008, 02:37 AM

Now I'm curious about the pageant mom thread, too...

**Chilly Willy** · February 11th, 2008, 05:02 AM

You scared it away again! I hasn't come back!

**Aella** · February 11th, 2008, 05:45 AM

LMAO, I was wondering why this thread was so long!

I don't know whether I'm more amused by Grimm's scathing replies or by the mind-boggling fact that Sanjaya has fans.

**twitchy** · February 11th, 2008, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

acquiring a more serious, refined look.

Refined? *snort*

Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

I don't blame Britney one bit for attacking
their demon spawn photographers..

If by "attacking", you mean having sex with.

Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

I want to pinch his little cheeks, then kiss those smooth lips and run my hands down Sanjaya's abs 'till he squeals in delight!! He would like it too!

Squeals? SQUEALS?

I'm thinking they should remake Deliverance.

Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Sanjaya: Weee!
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee!
Sanjaya: Weee!
........................
Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: [grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
Mountain Man: Ain't that the truth.
Toothless Man: [to Sanjaya] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good.

........................
Mountain Man: [to Sanjaya] Why don't you take off that itty-bitty shirt. Them panties too.

**NoDayButToday** · February 11th, 2008, 07:40 AM

The pageant thread was a HUGE thread that resulted in us being contacted by crazy pageant mom lawyers b/c people posted pics of their kids. The pageant moms all came over from their board to defend putting children in pageants, they battled for a couple days, then got lawyers involved and we nearly got shut down. So, that thread no longer exists.

FYI: I freaking hate Sanjaya. I don't understand how anyone can have any love for him and by the end of his idol run had started to hit mute whenever he went on the screen to keep my ears from bleeding from his butchering of whatever song he sang.

**HelpMeRhonda** · February 11th, 2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by #1sanjayafan

See, that's the thing. Everyone's been so brainwashed by the media to believe he has no talent that they aren't willing to open up their ears and make a decision for themselves.

How many times are you going to say that?! We've heard him, he sucks! If it wasn't for Howard Stern, screwing with the votes.. we wouldn't have heard near as much of him.. (which would have been fine). So quit saying we are BRAINWASHED by the media.

Pay attention I'm gonna say this slowly.

HE SUCKS, We've heard him and we've made our decision.

**Grimmlok** · February 11th, 2008, 07:47 AM

... dead yet?

**twitchy** · February 11th, 2008, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by NoDayButToday

The pageant thread was a HUGE thread that resulted in us being contacted by crazy pageant mom lawyers b/c people posted pics of their kids. The pageant moms all came over from their board to defend putting children in pageants, they battled for a couple days, then got lawyers involved and we nearly got shut down. So, that thread no longer exists.

Pageant mom mania was something else. I'm thinking some of those women should have been tested for rabies.

**Grimmlok** · February 11th, 2008, 07:50 AM

What i didnt get about the pageant bitches is that their spawn had their pictures all over the internet promoting this or that airbrush fake photoshop tweaking skills but bitched when we made fun of it.