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    I've been a fan of him since his radio show (and think he was funnier when he did comedy with that crew), and however irreverent he was, he always struck me as sincere and enthusiastic. I don't know what he saw in her, but I don't think his motivations for marrying her were cynical.

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    I would guess that, like a great many infantile men, he was mesmerized by the impressive cleavage.
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    'She was very willing to do wheelchair porn': Russell Brand jokes about his 'freaky' sex life with ex-wife Katy Perry


    By Amelia Proud

    PUBLISHED: 21:07, 19 July 2012 | UPDATED: 05:25, 20 July 2012


    He's been much more gracious than his former wife in the aftermath of their split, so it would be churlish to begrudge Russell Brand the odd joke at the ill fated union's expense.

    And he did just that yesterday, by joking that Katy Perry was 'very willing to do wheelchair porn.
    The Brand X presenter then described his 14 month marriage to the singer as like being on 'a diet of rice' making his post-divorce dating spree feel like being let loose in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.


    He's having a laugh: Russell Brand has joked that Katy Perry 'was willing to do wheelchair porn'



    Not the most flattering metaphor for Katy, who interestingly enough often dresses as candy and cakes on stage (and never rice), but then the 37-year-old Essex boy is, after all, a comedian... and a bawdy one at that.
    So after being asked by shock jock Howard Stern if the sex with Katy, 27 , 'wasn't freaky enough,' it would've have been precious of him to suddenly become po-faced.

    Happily and true to form, he joked to Stern on his Sirius XM radio show: 'She was very willing to do wheelchair porn.'
    Adding, according to Us Weekly: 'That woman spent ninety percent of our marriage in a little electric wheel chair.'

    Opening up: Russell Brand spoke out about his marriage to Katy Perry during a radio interview with Howard Stern


    In love: Brand has referred to his relationship with Perry as 'lovely,' but he's allowed a joke or two


    But then Buddhist Brand became more serious and added: 'I don't want porn anymore . . .There is no market for it in my life. I've got no kind of weird predilections especially.'
    After confirming his new relationship with Isabella Brewster - sister to Dallas star Jordana Brewster - Brand euphemised with Stern about his dating and sex life as a single, newly-divorced man.
    '[I had] a little bit of a reaction,' Brand revealed.

    'Like if you've been on a diet of rice for awhile and then suddenly Willy Wonka said, 'I need you to run my chocolate factory.'


    The fun days: Katy and Russell leave her Willy Wonka themed party, but he says that dating after her was like being left to run the iconic chocolate factory after enduring a rice diet




    No rift: Russell revealed he got on brilliantly with Katy's parents, despite rumours to the contrary



    It's official: The funnyman also confirmed he is dating Jordana Brewster's sister Isabella

    It's worth noting that Katy's 25th birthday party in Hollywood, which she attended with Brand affixed to her side, was Willy Wonka themed.
    So it's hard not to think that the clever Brand is hinting at a disparity between Katy's candy coated public image and the real woman behind the technicolour facade.

    But the Rock of Ages star was keen to quash rumours that he didn't get on with Perry's parents, who are Christian evangelicals.
    'They were lovely,' Brand said.


    Playing it cool: Russell also made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where he dodged the dating question



    Having a laugh: The pair joked about how much time Russell has been spending with his yoga teacher lately

    'We had a really great relationship actually. When you say that they are Christians, Howard, they are not. . stiff . . Her dad came from sort of a crazy background, and her mom went to Berkley in like the sixties. They were more born again Christians, so I think they kind of identified with me.'
    And Russell explained why he didn’t try to claim half of the $44million Katy made while they were together in the divorce, stating: ‘I've got a good job. I'm not into taking money from women.’

    In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday night, Russell dodged the dating question and he and the talk show host joked about how much time he has been spending with his yoga teacher Tej Kaur Khalsa of late.





    Right by his side: Russell and Isabella were seen leaving the Jimmy Kimmel studios together



    Just having fun: Russell insisted he is enjoying the freedom that comes with being single





    Stepping out solo: Yesterday Russell stepped out without Isabella to visit the Dakota Studios in Studio City


    Jimmy had presented Russell with some photographs of him and Tej as he said: ‘I saw some photographs that lead me to believe – and correct me if I'm wrong – that you appear to be dating again.’

    After the joking was over, Russell said seriously: ‘It's just that I like her, she's a nice person. Spiritual people, it's good to hang around those type of people.’

    Russell also claimed that Tej was backstage, however he was later spotted leaving the studio with Isabella.

    No hard feelings: Russell has spoken fondly of Katy and claimed things didn't work out 'for practical reasons'



    Moving on: Russell and Katy's divorce was finalised a few days ago following their split in December





    Read more: Russell Brand jokes about his 'freaky sex life' with Katy Perry | Mail Online

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    Can scientologist Tom Cruise recruit cult comedian Russell Brand?


    By Katie Nicholl

    PUBLISHED: 01:31, 22 July 2012 | UPDATED: 01:31, 22 July 2012
    Tom Cruise is hoping to introduce comic Russell Brand to Scientology.

    Newly separated Cruise is keen to recruit his Rock Of Ages co-star to be a spokesman for Scientology rehab project Narconon.

    ‘Tom thinks Russell’s battle with alcohol and drug addiction is a way to reach out to the vulnerable,’ says an LA spy.

    Co-stars: Actors Tom Cruise, left, is said to be hoping to convert comedian Russell Brand to scientology

    Cruise also introduced Brand to Hollywood studio boss Sumner Redstone, who asked Russell to compere an event to help addicts.



    Read more: KATIE NICHOLL'S DIARY: Can scientologist Tom Cruise recruit cult comedian Russell Brand? | Mail Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Cruise also introduced Brand to Hollywood studio boss Sumner Redstone, who asked Russell to compere an event to help addicts.
    That'll be Sumner Redstone that sacked Tom Cruise?

    Apparently they're best buds gain... Milken Conference: Sumner Redstone Says He and Tom Cruise Are 'Best Friends' Now - The Hollywood Reporter

    WHO the FUCK does he think he is? Tom Fucking Cruise (C1989)?

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    Are Russell's outfits part of his schtick? God he wears some ugly clothes.
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    This woman's stomach is poking out in an all-too-pregnant fashion.

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    Come on! Russell managed to break away from the cult of katy. He will not be sucked into the cult of CO$.
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    Geez....he didn't take any of her money due to an ironclad prenup. He is an admitted sex addict and according to the crew on his new E TV talkshow, he lines attractive willing women up and numbers them off in what order he plans to sleep with them. She is no angel either and they probably whirlwinded it and liked the publicity. He got bored without all the side women and she wanted to party...so then the whirlwind is over and they both get nice publicity for their projects if it even was a REAL romance to begin with....They are ACTORS and ENTERTAINERS in a land of MAKE-BELIEVE and all.....
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    [QUOTE=Novice;2769443]That'll be Sumner Redstone that sacked Tom Cruise?

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    LOL. Don't tell Russell!

    Quote Originally Posted by fakeisthenewblack View Post
    Geez....he didn't take any of her money due to an ironclad prenup. He is an admitted sex addict and according to the crew on his new E TV talkshow, he lines attractive willing women up and numbers them off in what order he plans to sleep with them. She is no angel either and they probably whirlwinded it and liked the publicity. He got bored without all the side women and she wanted to party...so then the whirlwind is over and they both get nice publicity for their projects if it even was a REAL romance to begin with....They are ACTORS and ENTERTAINERS in a land of MAKE-BELIEVE and all.....
    Good point. He has always had multiple women hanging off his arm at the same time so I'm not even sure about the line up!

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    But he's not married now....

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    Leave Russell ALOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!
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    I don't follow Russell and Katy all that closely....but, I thought Russell didn't take anything from Katy, including the money he was entitled to (by California law) which is any money made during the marriage. Iron clad pre-nup or not, that money would be something he could just take.

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    (*My apologies for bumping this necro thread)..

    Russell Brand labels ex-wife Katy Perry 'vapid, vacuous and plastic' in explosive documentary

    http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/celebrity/russell-brand-labels-ex-wife-katy-perry-vapid-vacuous-and-plastic-in-explosive-documentary/ar-BBmuR17


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    © Jason Merritt/Getty Images Katy Perry and Russell Brand pictured in Los Angeles in 2011.


    Let's just say Katy Perry won't be rushing to buy a ticket to Russell Brand's brutally honest new documentary, BRAND: A Second Coming.

    Comedian Russell has aired the dirty laundry about his 14-month marriage to the Roar singer, revealing that he found Katy's lifestyle "vapid, vacuous and plastic" even before their wedding in October 2010.

    The 40-year-old says a visit to Africa for Comic Relief that same year prompted him to question his relationship with Katy.

    "The stuff in Africa hit me really hard," Russell says in the film. "I'm associated with the very thing I detest: vapid, vacuous, plastic, constructed, mindless celebrity. That's the very sea we're swimming in: 'Oh, who's he? He's married to Katy Perry'."





    According to Grazia magazine, Russell "portrays [Katy] as a bimbo" and mocks her accent in a stand-up routine in the film.

    While still married to Katy, Russell is also seen telling a friend he knew his marriage wouldn't last.

    "It's definitely good I'm with someone I love," Russell says. "But it's not a resolution to anything spiritual. This is my suspicion, that at some point, to be happy, I'm going to have to walk away."

    A source close to Katy told Grazia she's "embarrassed" by having to "relive her painful marriage" in the documentary.

    It turns out Russell isn't too happy with the final cut either, with the documentary director Ondi Timoner claiming Russell "threatened her" about editing certain scenes out.

    Russell didn't approve of the final edit. Uh-oh…

    Russell and Katy haven't exactly been on good terms since their divorce in December 2011. In 2013, Katy said she hadn't "heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me".

    Katy aired her side of their marriage breakdown in her 2012 concert movie, Part of Me.


    © Provided by The Fix Katy Perry breaks down in Part of Me movie trailer
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    Not sure i ever see the point in trashing your ex unless you just have to in order to defend yourself or your children. I don't question his opinions or judge his decisions at all regarding his marriage to Katy but to still be drudging it up to make a buck, when you were ONLY married for 14 months, seems absolutely insane. I've had cricks in my neck that lasted longer than that marriage so how tormented could he have been. me me me me me me me.
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