Yeah, I'm shocked I tell ya, SHOCKED!
Yeah, I'm shocked I tell ya, SHOCKED!
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
cause you're a HOOOOOAAAR
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Nothing worse than a prude with big ol titties.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
well, you'll be pleased to know I've seen the error of my way... you all have to remember I have 5 brothers and they were all whores. in addition, they were overprotective whores who were with me all the time!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
The old double standard.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
That's my daughter! Two brothers 5 and 7 years older than her, wildly protective, plus three of their friends who consider her their little sister as well. Four out of five of the group are total man-whores, and two of those are Marines with combat (Afghanistan) experience. Oh yeah, and one is a cop! It doesn't help that a 18, she is sweetly beautiful and she's always had a natural reserve that adds to the 'Madonna aura" (saint not singer!). Also doesn't help that her father lives on the other side of the world and while financially supportive has only sporadic contact. Her 'brothers' interrogate her dates, FOLLOW her on dates, and give out death stares at random. Full disclosure: I adore their intervention, and while she gives them exacerbated shit about it (no reserve with THEM, and the girl has a stinging wit), I think she likes it too, as she's never once asked me to intervene. Girls without a solid father/daughter baseline are at risk for so much horrible shit, and these five guys have jumped into the breech. I love them for it.
p.s. She does have her own tactics of playful revenge -- not only does she call the man-whores out, but delightedly shares with their 'flavors of the week.' Which only makes them laugh. (Gawd they're assholes sometimes.)
36 - when we conceived our first child. Then I carefully rewrapped it in its original packaging until we were ready for our second one.
You are joking, right Mo? You can't be that perfect...???
^19 and it was awkward as fuck. That usual "is this seriously it?" deal. Then after an adjustment period it got very fun.
I'm saving it for my 60th bday. Just 9 more years to wait!
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
16. Long time boyfriend. It was actually pretty decent!
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
- Kahlil Gibran
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