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    Yeah, I'm a shorty at 5'3" and change and I like short guys but they've never liked me. It was always the 6 feet and above guys who were chasing me.
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    I'm 5'10" and the only men who show interest in my are 5'9 and under. I don't get it, tall men love short girls, and short girls always want tall men. Tall women are left in the lurch! (*rimshot*?). It's an injustice, a mighty injustice that tall women must suffer with all their lives.

    Edit: Shorter men tend to idolize taller women in my experience, which is weird too.

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    ^^ Cuz you have what they want. Like some version of penis envy.
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    What, boobs?
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    Haha, it's true though! It must be true. it's their version of penis envy, but just with a different set of inches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    This morning, after getting home from the gym, I:

    1. Cooked oatmeal for my daughter
    2. Cooked scrambled eggs with ham for my son
    3. Cooked a three-egg-white omelet for Mrs. Mohandas
    4. Made lunch for the kids

    Does anybody want to see my moobs?
    No, but I bet your spatula is amazing.

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