All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I can't believe that I keep clicking on a Richard Simmons thread. I really don't give a fuck, but maybe people are fighting.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
Finally, Kaitlin Jenner will no longer be the worlds most unattractive woman.
A friend of his is posting pod casts that I hear are pretty interesting. I'm at work and the sites are blocked, so can someone post them? If not, I will when I get home, thanks!
How exactly would one go about posting a podcast?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Is that the wrong terminology? Sorry. I'm not big into podcasts.
Here is the link to where you can listen to them. https://www.missingrichardsimmons.com/
I don't know if they can be posted, I was asking if we could.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I have the best memories of Richard on David Letterman and Howard Stern in the morning. They all had their schtick down and David would give Richard like 15 minutes of air time. That's three segments. On Howard's radio show, Howard would say something so offensive that Richard would continue with Oh no Howard, no, no and they'd go off on their schtick.
This is classic. A turkey costume, a fire extinguisher, kissing Dave, a Cher joke. The whole kitchen sink.
I've been listening to the Missing Richards Simmons podcast, and so far it's pretty good. I don't know if it's going to solve anything about whether he's retired from the public eye willingly or not, and if he has, then why, but they're doing a good job of showing how Richard Simmons is a way more complex person than what you see on TV. I always found him likeable, now I find him interesting, too.
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