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    Well this is clearly a case of MK Ultra mind control. Hope Richard breaks the programming. BTW Richard if you're reading this - and it sounds like you've got some free time on your hands, either in bed medicated or under the influence of powerful black magic witchcraft, then - "Testing testing 1 - 2 -3 the apple is in the tree and the pair is beside itself". Contact your unofficial MK Ultra mind control handler - Agent Orange - for furthur instructions.

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    Um do what now
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    Maybe he was just tired and wanted some peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Um do what now
    That was a "trigger phrase" to help poor Richard break free from his mind control, or a line from an old Get Smart epsiode - I forget which.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    That was a "trigger phrase" to help poor Richard break free from his mind control, or a line from an old Get Smart epsiode - I forget which.


    Perhaps Richard just wants to be in the code of silence

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    Richard Simmons Hospitalized For 'Bizarre Behavior'

    6/4/2016 1:28 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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    Richard Simmons was taken to a Los Angeles hospital late Friday night after exhibiting bizarre conduct ... TMZ has learned.

    Sources tell us, Simmons was acting in an unusually strange manner just before midnight when someone at his Hollywood Hills home became sufficiently alarmed to call 911. Paramedics rushed to the home and evaluated Richard, determining he should go to a hospital for evaluation.

    We're told Simmons agreed to be taken to the hospital and he was transported to Cedars Sinai.

    We do not know if Simmons is still hospitalized.

    As TMZ has been reporting, Simmons has been a virtual recluse for 3 years ... shunning many friends and family.

    Simmons has said he simply wants to take a break from the life of a celebrity. A number of friends however, who have been shut out of his life have been extremely worried for several years.
    Richard Simmons -- Hospitalized For 'Bizarre Behavior' | TMZ.com

    2016 continues to sharpen up its scythe.
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    Don't you dare do this, 2016. You fuck face, you.
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    there's been posting on his Twitter during all of this.
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    I'm guessing some kind of drug and a psychotic break and/or delusions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    there's been posting on his Twitter during all of this.
    His FB page too. But that's (FB) been seeming like publicists for a while now, even though it's all written in the first person.
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    This younger Brazilian guy,"Simmons’ masseur and former assistant." We know what that really means, right??
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    Right. His fashion coordinator.
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    and chief tank top bedazzler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eva View Post
    This younger Brazilian guy,"Simmons’ masseur and former assistant." We know what that really means, right??
    That he's one lucky SOB?
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