836Likes
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With QuoteI'm beginning to think she gave birth already and is just milking the attention. She's probably trying to get a head start on losing weight so she can be all "look how svelte I look a week after giving birth" when it's really been a month.
swamp ass, though?!?!
I Bleed Purple-Baltimore and Proud!
I'm beginning to think she gave birth already and is just milking the attention. She's probably trying to get a head start on losing weight so she can be all "look how svelte I look a week after giving birth" when it's really been a month.
She's going to need more than a month to get "svelte." More like a year and a jaw wire.Originally Posted by deenz
God damn it!!! Every time I see a few more pages on this thread I think she must have finally exploded. Argh!!!!
Weight Watchers is nowhere near that good.
"The average person expels gas 15 times each day. The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!"
"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"
"I just started referring to myself as Swamp Ass. Like, I have 'swamp ass' right now. I seriously had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region."
"I am definitely 'feeling intimate' ... I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"
Source: Jessica Simpson Quotes: Swamp Ass, Hungry Vaginas & Other Musings on Pregnancy - The Hollywood Gossip
OH My!!!! I am 23 weeks pregnant and I barely fart.....I feel fat and bloated but that is it!!!! But Thank You Jessica for making feel a lot prettier haha......
And after hearing her talk about swamp ass and farting how the heck does someone want to get with that.......gag
I was thinking tummy tuck credited to something else.. But what do I know?
Swamp ass!That's what my husband says he has when he comes in from sweating it up outside in the yard or working on the car! And then promptly strips off and hits the shower.
I don't generally hear women copping to this though. Even here in the dirty rednecky south.
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
Mr Witch charmingly refers to it as 'batwings'. Referring more to the front.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
So what is it? Im assuming its just a horrible stench from the sweat that might gather there. Surely crap is in no way involved, right?
Don't fear the reefer..
I looked it up!
Urban Dictionary: Swamp ass
No crap involved, thankfully, but that stench... no I still dont pity K-Fed Jr.
Has swamp ass quiefed this porpoise out yet?
Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who Im not
No, turns out it was really a food baby. All them damn deep-fried twinkies..
Damn! Any news if the cow has given birth yet?
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks