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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    The farting/crapping stuff is gross to me, but lots of people don't care. Some men and women find that type of thing hilarious.
    I agree, it's gross. People joke around like that and I get embarrassed for them.

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    I'm not a big fan of discussing the digestive system either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I am starting to think she is the blind about the pretend pregnancy!!!
    maybe you're right. maybe she just gained a boatload of weight because she has a contract with goodyear, not WW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I am starting to think she is the blind about the pretend pregnancy!!!
    No you're not. There is no way that a celeb (or anyone really) would ever willingly look as atrocious as Jessica has looked for this entire pregnancy if it were a fake.
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    I guess I don't get why she would even do the interview with the magazine and give them the babies name before she delivered? I mean,...God forbide, but what if something happened to herself or the baby? You would wait until after the baby is actually here to announce anything about it. Heck,...even nowdays they can be wrong on the sex of the baby. It happened to my sister-in-law last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    No you're not. There is no way that a celeb (or anyone really) would ever willingly look as atrocious as Jessica has looked for this entire pregnancy if it were a fake.
    You're an attorney so show us your intellect.... it's all for the Weight Watchers contract!!!
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    Don't yell at me - not all attorneys are wise in the ways of the fake preggo world. Besides, I'm barely an attorney anymore. My only clients are my family and I ignore them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'm not a big fan of discussing the digestive system either.
    Try spending an hour of your morning learning about stool transplants for the treatment of chronic diarrhea.

    I had to come here to get my mind off of it and look what you're all talking about damnit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Don't yell at me - not all attorneys are wise in the ways of the fake preggo world. Besides, I'm barely an attorney anymore. My only clients are my family and I ignore them.

    That's the paralegal's job. You, however, are required to pay attention.
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    I can pawn my family off on a paralegal? Woo Hoo! Thanks oh wise one.

    Please, I don't have to pay attention, I show up late, mumble some hertofores and thereuntos and submit my bill at $500/hour.
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    $500 an hour?! You in for a partnership?

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    You'll notice I said submit - not so sure I could get it paid.
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    When is she due?! I swear she's been pregnant forever!

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    just as soon as her Ww check clears
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    Does anyone watch Louie? Maybe she'll name the kid Pisshitfart, like the girlfriend of Louie's stoner neighbor ("Her parents were hippies").
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