Report: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant

**greysfang** · April 24th, 2012, 03:27 PM

OMFG, you're going to get me fired I am laughing so fucking hard.

**sluce** · April 24th, 2012, 03:42 PM

How are the ratings for her Fashion Star show?

**OrangeSlice** · April 24th, 2012, 04:16 PM

Hell, it's warm toasty all you can eat buttered poptarts in there. Why would the kid want to come out?

**Laurent** · April 24th, 2012, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by OrangeSlice

Hell, it's warm toasty all you can eat buttered poptarts in there. Why would the kid want to come out?

It's a gestational diabetes paradise!

**KrisNine** · April 24th, 2012, 05:49 PM

A leopard chaftan or leopard tarp???

Just wear the ugly hospital gown, it's not a red carpet event. It's going to be covered in blood anyway.

I wore the hospital gowns, but did wear a cute robe/coverup thing when friends came by.

**MontanaMama** · April 24th, 2012, 05:53 PM

Why would you want that much fabric around you when you're pushing, apparently, a medium sized elementary school child out? Has anyone talked to her about the facts of childbirth?

**darksithbunny** · April 24th, 2012, 05:56 PM

That kid is going to be a full grown adult! Get it out already!!!!

**greysfang** · April 24th, 2012, 05:57 PM

**NVash** · April 24th, 2012, 06:24 PM

Shes not going to humor anyone and take more pics is she? Even Mariah had pics before she went into labor.

Source: BLACKCELEBKIDS.COM- Black Celebrity Kids,babies,and their Parents » PHOTOS: MARIAH CAREY DAYS BEFORE THE BIRTH OF HER TWINS

And shes still smaller than Jessica!

Source: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...egnant-2012214

Most recent pic I could find.

Source: http://www.myfabulousstyle.com/2012/...still-pregnant

And her now infamous tweet.

**Just Kill Me** · April 24th, 2012, 09:31 PM

OMG that baby is going to be ginaormous! When is she due, June, May?
Posted from my iPhone

**aabbcc** · April 24th, 2012, 09:52 PM

Good lord, she'd never make it to June. The kid would explode from her stomach like a scene from Alien.

**Laurent** · April 24th, 2012, 09:58 PM

I can't believe she's made it this long.

This was taken 1 month ago and I would've sworn she couldn't have gone another month then.

Credit: FameFlynet

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Wears Colorful Bridesmaids Dress at Wedding - UsMagazine.com

**dallison** · April 24th, 2012, 10:34 PM

She's probably already had that kid, but will lie about it by a couple weeks, just to try to look like she lost the weight quickly. I'd believe my theory if she wouldn't need to lie about the kids' birth date by 6 months.

**NVash** · April 24th, 2012, 10:49 PM

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Conspiracy: Is She 12 Months Pregnant? 3 Other Celebrity Baby Conspiracies
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April 24, 2012 10:40 AM EDT

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Conspiracy: Is She 12 Months Pregnant? 3 Other Celebrity Baby Conspiracies

This past Halloween, Jessica Simpson announced via Twitter that she and fiancé Eric Johnson were expecting their first child. "It's true," Simpson, 31, tweeted with a picture of her dressed up as a mummy. "I am going to be a mummy."
When Simpson first announced her pregnancy and pictures of the very visible baby bulge hit the web, experts predicted that the singer and fashion designer was "at least six months pregnant." A Boston gynecologist, Dave David, told Radar Online that in late October, Simpson looked to be heading into her third trimester. "She looks to be 26 weeks, which is around six months," said David.
If Simpson was estimated to be six months pregnant at the end of October, that would mean that she would be at around 12 months pregnant right now...three months way overdue.
Is Jessica Simpson really pregnant? Is her belly from a junk food overload? Is she wearing a fake belly while a surrogate carries her baby? Or is she pregnant with an alien or demon spawn?
According to Dr. David, in October he said that "It is definitely a pregnancy and not weight gain. You can [tell] by the shape of her abdomen, her belly wouldn't be that rounded if it was just fat."
If the doctor is correct, that leaves either a surrogate or alien/demon spawn as possible answers to her ridiculously long pregnancy.
TMZ however has another theory. With the recent death of Dick Clark, TMZ believes that Simpson finally did give birth, and is just waiting to announce it until she can have the magazine covers all to herself. Simpson, however, tweeted on April 21, "To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl...I'm still pregnant!! Don't believe what you read ladies and gents."
Does this mean we shouldn't believe Jessica Simpson's tweet?
What do you think of Jessica Simpson's pregnancy?

Take a look at 3 other celebrity pregnancy conspiracies.

Source: Jessica Simpson Pregnant Conspiracy: Is She 12 Months Pregnant? 3 Other Celebrity Baby Conspiracies - International Business Times

Its clearly a conspiracy.

**Polyester Pam** · April 24th, 2012, 10:54 PM

Oh man, some of these comments are gold!

Frankly, I'd be terrified if I got that huge and was still knocked up. She's going to shatter her pelvis birthing this kid. (c-section will be the way to go I suspect)