Report: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant

[faithanne]

Well she didn't pop today so I wasted my 3,000th post.

[LynnieD]

Well she didn't pop today so I wasted my 3,000th post.

No such thing as a wasted post! And we'll make sure your 4000th is in the LeAnn thread for sure. See---something to look forward to!

[faithanne]

^Well Falcor certainly gives us plenty of material to work with, I reckon I could rack up 1,000 posts in a week and a half once she discovers Eddie cheating!

[Laurent]

I'm so annoyed that Jessica is depriving us of seeing her in all her glory right now. I want to see the rest of her muumuu collection before she pushes this butterball out.

[NVash]

^ IKR? Its just not fair!

[dallison]

I'm waiting for the news that it wasn't a baby... it was a giant ass pop tart, slathered in butter

[southernbelle]

I'm waiting for the news that it wasn't a baby... it was a giant ass pop tart, slathered in butter

"A" pop tart? More like a family-sized box from Sam's Club.

[NVash]

You know, two things surprise me here. First off, that she didnt have a reality show and still doesnt now. Some celebs have reality shows during their pregnancies right up to the birth. Brandy Norwood, Leah Remini, Toni Braxton, Kenda Wilkinson, Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Tia Mowry and maybe even Tori Spelling, to name a few. Well, Toris revolves around everything else and she just so happens to be pregnant. Also, the second thing, she bragged heavily about pregnant sex. Supposedly theres a chemical in sperm that helps induce labor hence why, Ive heard, doctors prescribe some action when a woman wants to induce. If shes engaging in 'sexy time' all day every day as shed like everyone to believe, why hasnt she gone into labor yet?

[aabbcc]

Some celebs have reality shows during their pregnancies right up to the birth ... Leah Remini

Leah Remini was doing King of Queens during her pregnancy. Did she have a second kid I'm not aware of or was she filming two shows at once?

[NVash]

She did a half hour special on VH1. I believe it was called Inside Out with Leah Remini but Im not entirely sure.

[rockstar]

She is still pregnant? She must have announced her the day of conception. I won't be surprised if Vanessa minillio gives birth before her.

[dallison]

Supposedly theres a chemical in sperm that helps induce labor hence why, Ive heard, doctors prescribe some action when a woman wants to induce. If shes engaging in 'sexy time' all day every day as shed like everyone to believe, why hasnt she gone into labor yet?

Pffft... that doesn't always work.




So I've heard.

[NVash]

Inducing Labor - 40 Natural Ways To Induce Labor On Your Own
Number 11. Dancing. What about that one?

[MrsDark]

Wtfever. I had sex every day for the last week of pregnancy...not for pleasure, believe me....but trying to throw myself into labor and it didn't work.

If she put a McDonald's Big Mac meal between her legs the baby might shove its way out at this point.

[JadeStar70]

I can't believe her doctors aren't livid about the huge amount of weight she has gained. It is't healthy for her or the baby.