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    Why else would you have a kid?
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    Well I had my kid because I was offered a deal with Gerber.
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    Such an awkward name for a kid.
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    She should be named Wendy Whatchamacalit
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    Well is Messica is really going to go with the endorsement name, it would have to be Big Mac.
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    One time I got pregnant... and weight watchers didn't even show up... WTF?
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    This is getting ridiculous now. I'm gonna guess this means she didn't schedule a c-section.

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    Yes Mel but that was because they knew you were having the babies for someone else. They only give contacts when you are keeping the kid so they can be in the commercials too. They hope you'll have a tubby kid so they can later use them to promote the new upcoming line of WW for Wittle Wones.
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    Fuck, born yet? I want to shake this bitch and yell "Just have the fucking thing already! FUCK!"
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    Why does it feel like she's been pregnant for ten times longer than she has? It was almost the same with Mariah Carey.

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    How far along was she in those Halloween pictures? If she's due at the end of April, a full term pregnancy is 38 weeks. That means she was just a tad over her third month, about 14 weeks. Am I right? Or am I miscalculating? She was big from the beginning. She looked 5 months at Halloween. Maybe that's why it seems so long.

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    I think Mariah announced very early and had a miscarriage and then got pregnant again fairly quickly. Jessica is just a weird one, she could only have been about 2 months pregnant when she announced and she was definitely showing at that time. I wonder if she wore a fake belly because she so desperately wanted to be pregnant. She may have been pregnant over the summer, because she looked it, and miscarried, but why, then, would she announce so early this time?

    I wish she would have the thing already so I can just move on with my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    How far along was she in those Halloween pictures? If she's due at the end of April, a full term pregnancy is 38 weeks. That means she was just a tad over her third month, about 14 weeks. Am I right? Or am I miscalculating? She was big from the beginning. She looked 5 months at Halloween. Maybe that's why it seems so long.
    That's what's so weird to me. She was majorly showing at Halloween. I would've guessed she was at least 4 or 5 months here. If she was 4 months there, she would've gotten preggo in June, right? And getting pregnant in June means birthing in March, I think. This pregnancy is of the Katie Holmes variety.


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    It makes me wonder if she didn't possibly have a baby before? Or at least been far along in a pregnancy. You know, because of the whole you show faster and bigger with subsequent pregnancies than you do with the first thing. I was about 6 months before I started to show big with my first, and was 3 months with a belly with my second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    It makes me wonder if she didn't possibly have a baby before? Or at least been far along in a pregnancy. You know, because of the whole you show faster and bigger with subsequent pregnancies than you do with the first thing. I was about 6 months before I started to show big with my first, and was 3 months with a belly with my second.
    I'm on my first pregnancy and was showing by 3 months...by 4 months I had people telling me I looked like I was 5-6 months....I am now 5 months and luckily I haven't gotten much bigger.....I can't image what I will look like if I get pregnant again

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