She's just fat. I suspect a "miscarraige".
"You can't date your fuck buddy."
hmm I think she's just chub.
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I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
She could be both fat/chub & preggers... I guess that we should look out for an announcement in mid-nov
Jessica Simpson Took 10 Pregnancy Tests!
September 28, 2011 | 12:31pm
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Rest assured, Jessica Simpson fans, the superstar is definitely pregnant! As In Touch exclusively reports in our latest issue, Jessica was so shocked when she learned she was expecting via a home pregnancy test earlier this month, the bride-to-be refused to believe that she had a bun in the oven -- and bought a whopping nine more tests just to make sure. "When the first test came back positive, she called a close friend and asked her to buy several more tests and rush them over," a friend says. On September 19, a doctor confirmed the good news. "Now, she's the happiest she's ever been."
Luckily, Jessica's fiancé, Eric Johnson, is thrilled that he's going to be a dad. "He told her he wasn't happy -- he was ecstatic beyond words," the friend adds of the moment the Fashion Star mentor dropped the baby bomb on her man.
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
Posting from my Nexus, now where are my thousand new friends?
"...to Malceski, is that the Grand Final? Sydney are Premiers!" D Cometti 29/09/2012
LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
LOL oh noooo
& not a single fuck was given...
PIC: Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy! - UsMagazine.comPIC: Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy!
Moms & Babies October 31, 2011 AT 4:13PM
By Justin Ravitz
Yep, it's true!
Jessica Simpson is pregnant -- and she finally announced the news on Halloween with a cute, pun-tastic photo at JessicaSimpson.com on Monday.
Dressed as a mummy and holding her already-famous baby bump, Simpson, 31, writes, "It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!"
The baby-to-be will be the first for the singer and designer and her fiance Eric Johnson. Simpson has been the subject of baby speculation for months, thanks to an increasingly undeniable baby bump sported during recent outings in L.A., NYC and elsewhere.
Yale grad and former NFL pro Johnson, 32, proposed to Simpson back in November 2010 after about six months of dating.
"I met a wonderful man," Simpson tweeted of Johnson in September. "Damn, I'm lucky."
Added a pal close to the couple last December: "He really loves her. . . He's a low key guy. He's not into the glitz and materialism of Hollywood at all."
"Every day is a romantic day with him," Simpson said in December. "I'm very blessed."
Simpson's baby-to-be isn't the first grandchild for her parents Joe and Tina Simpson: That's Bronx, the 2-year-old son of Ashlee Simpson, Jessica's younger sister, and her ex Pete Wentz.
"I can't wait to have kids," the "Irresistible" singer gushed on The View last year.
And, indeed, Simpson Tweeted of a prescient dream in March 2011. "Dreamt that I had a son named Tenacious D," she wrote. "That was a strange one."
The star's wedding plans, however, are still up in the air. "She can't figure out what kind of day she wants. Some days she wants a big wedding in Hawaii, then other days she wants something closer to home," a pal recently told new Us Weekly.
OMG - you're kidding right? She's pregnant? OMG I never would have guess this?
ETA - poor Jessica - no one wanted to buy her announcement so she plans her big Halloween announcement and Kim Kardashian files for divorce and over-shadows her anyway. LOL
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Mummy or mommy?
This makes it official, right?
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