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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Okie dokie, eight to one and I'm over ruled. She's 200+

    So she conceived around July/August of 2011, right? But the "babybump" was visable around August? Lachey married in July, beating her to the alter and there was speculation that Jessica's engagement was just a reaction to his announcement that he was engaged.

    Here's the picture PennyLane posted back in JULY



    That CANT be a baby bump, right?
    I wouldn't put it past her to wear padding early on so that she could get more attention with that stupid "look at me... am I pregnant? Am I?" game she seemed to like playing with the paps.

    It's bizarre because in the mummy pic she posted on Halloween, she looked at least 5-6 months pregnant. I think it's a combination of different things - padding in the early stages to draw attention to herself, gaining a ton of weight anyway, and fudging the due date by about a month.

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    ^^^ That makes sense, Belle. Especially if she was reacting to her ex-husband's wedding and wanted to make the pregnancy show early.
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    I think she just got tubby.
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    Credit: Beverly News

    TAKEN BY STORM

    Dressing for comfort in her eighth month of pregnancy, Jessica Simpson braves wind and rain to share a meal with fiancé Eric Johnson at The Bone Yard in Sherman Oaks, Calif., on Sunday.
    Star Tracks: Monday, March 26, 2012 - TAKEN BY STORM - Star Tracks, Jessica Simpson : People.com

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    Pregnant Jessica Simpson Wears Pink Bridesmaids Dress at Wedding

    Celebrity News March 26, 2012 AT 12:56PM
    By Justin Ravitz


    Credit: FameFlynet

    Bridesmaids, starring the Simpson sisters!

    Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were both bridesmaids at the Saturday wedding of Lauren Zelman, their friend and former assistant, to TV actor Bret Harrison (Breaking In, V, Reaper).

    And though Jessica, 31, is in the very late stages of her pregnancy, she fulfilled her bridesmaid duties for the weekend at the Parker Palm Springs alongside fiance Eric Johnson, Ashlee, 27, her beau Vincent Piazza, her son Bronx and their parents Joe and Tina Simpson.

    "She was a good sport about being a bridesmaid even though she is so pregnant," a source told Us Weekly. "It definitely wasn't easy for her to get around and help the bride."


    Ashlee Simpson as a bridesmaid at Lauren Zelman's wedding to actor Bret Harrison on March 25th.
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    For the ceremony, the Fashion Star mentor wore a pink bridesmaids dress (one matching the other women in the party) and was the last to arrive for the outdoor ceremony. With a little bit of help from a wedding coordinator, the singer walked down the aisle "very slowly" to avoid falling, an onlooker explains.

    (Her adorable nephew Bronx, though at one point teary-eyed, was a crowd pleaser at the bash as a ring-bearer; groom Harrison's one-time costar on The OC, actor Adam Brody, was also in the wedding party.)

    Once the couple said their "I-dos," Simpson and her own husband-to-be linked arms as he helped her back up the aisle.

    The extended Simpson clan took advantage of the fun weekend for some pool time and good eats at the restaurant Norma's -- where Simpson noshed on an omelette.

    Read more: Pregnant Jessica Simpson Wears Colorful Bridesmaids Dress at Wedding - UsMagazine.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    That is really rude WCG. Mel is not dirty.
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    As for that bridesmaid dress... let me just quote a drunken stripper I know: "Oh, my dear, sweet jaysus!"!
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    I sincerely say that I have never EVER seen a woman get so big during pregnancy, relative to the size she was before. Good GOD.
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    Amen. that picture ALONE blows the whole "180 pounds" right outta the fucking water! Poor bride, hope Jessica paid for her own tent!
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    Her skin is stretched all to hell. She's gonna need all new skin.
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    Jesus tap dancing Christ on a motherfucking cracker!
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    If that's one baby, it's going to come out the size of a first grader.

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    She has really let herself go and I hate to say that. The huge boobs do make a difference but look at the size of her arms in that bridesmaid dress. She has gained all over.

    Couldn't she have done something with that hair for the wedding?
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    ^ Like everyone has said, remember the Weight Watchers deal. The Before and After pictures will be amazing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    If that's one baby, it's going to come out the size of a first grader.
    It's gotta be twins; Shaq and Yao Ming.
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    Those are some seriously veiny funbags.
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