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    Report: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson's Baby Name Revealed




    Mar 14, 2012 by LISA ESTALL



    Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have already come up with a name for their little girl! A friend tells In Touch, "They’re going to call her Maxwell, Maxi for short."
    Maxwell is Eric’s middle name, and also his grandmother's maiden name. The insider added, “Jessica wanted a name with meaning.”
    Makes sense since the Fashion Star has been seen sporting a diamond "M" pendant in recent weeks. The magazine also reveals that the 31-year-old will be giving birth on April 20 - three weeks earlier than her original due date.
    The friend says, "She’s gained so much weight and the baby is so big that doctors pushed up the date. Jessica and Eric are so eager to meet Maxwell!”
    Report: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson's Baby Name Revealed | Celebrity Baby Scoop

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    Maxwell isn't even a male name that could maybe swing female, it's just a guy's name. But whatever, it isn't Jerica, at least.

    APRIL 20?!? And that was 3 weeks earlier than her original date?! That means that she wasn't originally due until May 11. Holy shit!

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    Maxi Johnson???? Are you fucking kidding me?

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    I hear Maxi, I think "pad." Poor thing.
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    Maxwell is a guy's name. Haven't they heard of Maxine? Oh well.

    Erm, it's unusual to get a due date wrong by three weeks.

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    I read that and thought "Oh, Maxwell. That's actually a nice name, I'm shocked." Then I figured out it was for a girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
    I hear Maxi, I think "pad." Poor thing.
    yes. now i wish they were actually naming the poor thing jerica.

    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Erm, it's unusual to get a due date wrong by three weeks.
    they didn't get the due date wrong, they are either inducing or doing c-section on 4/20 because the baby's so big.
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    Maxwell? Maxwell? Oh jeeze, the names you guys came up with for her are way better than this BOY name.

    She was due in may? What is this, a 20 pound baby?
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    Maxine, guys. There is a better alternative...
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    When I hear Maxwell I think "Maxwell's Silver Hammer".

    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Came down upon her head.
    Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Made sure that she was dead.


    Maxi? She is going to be constantly teased in school and called a maxi pad. Good thinking there you nitwits.
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    Why not just call her Max? The youngest daughter in Orphan was named Max and she was a cutie.

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    When I hear Maxwell, i hear CC yelling:"Maxwell, Nanny Fine's in the living room!" Of course, I am a Nanny fantard.

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    I like The Nanny too. If I can't sleep I know she is waiting for me on Nick@Nite. LOL
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    Maybe they thought it would make her Smart.

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    Haha took me a few seconds to get that one. LOL
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