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    Aw congrats to them and their stupidly named children
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    Congrats. I don't mind Jessica.

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    So now that their little Ka- nute is here, the need to tie the ka-not.
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    how long before shes knocked up again

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    Stupid name. Congrats anyhow.
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    I do like ka-nute. It's ca-ute.
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    Ace Johnson is possibly even worse than Maxwell "Maxi" Johnson. Both sound ripped right out of a NASCAR themed porn movie. It's almost enough to make me wonder if Jessica did this on purpose in some sort of horribly misguided attempt to be funny or clever, and is just so stupid that she thought no one else would pick up on it.

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    Knute, I wonder why Kartrashian didn't think of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett View Post
    how long before shes knocked up again
    I give it less than 6 weeks. And she still won't bother to use birth control, act surprised when she turns up preggers again, and will say something asinine like, "it's a total surprise, because we weren't trying!"
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    Sounds like they couldn't handle being upstaged by baby Kuntye's stupid ass name
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    ow Jessica Simpson reveals her post-baby body after debuting son Ace Knute on magazine cover

    By Daily Mail Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 12:41, 29 August 2013 | UPDATED: 12:48, 29 August 2013


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    Jessica Simpson has been something of a hermit since the birth of her second child.

    But after revealing a family photo of son Ace Knute on Wednesday the singer has resurfaced in public, and certainly appears to have shed a lot of her baby weight.

    Jessica, 33, gave birth for the second time on June 30, and while last time she appeared to put herself under an enormous amount of pressure to lose the weight, this time she appears a little more relaxed this time.

    Jessica Simpson looked stunning as she left the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas with her man Eric Johnson and little Maxwell, she wore a tiger print shawl and black trousers




    Dropped the pounds: The fashion mogul said she found the criticism of her weight gain 'hurtful' but that Eric helped her through it, seen right in LA shortly after Ace's birth





    Jessica looked svelte as she left the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas with fiance Eric Johnson and little Maxwell.
    She wore a fashionable tiger print shawl and black bootleg trousers which she accessorised with some designer arm candy.

    And there have been no daily pictures of the star slaving away at the gym, clearly she has been determined to enjoy the early days with her newborn.
    The star - who elected to give birth via a scheduled C-section - admitted her second pregnancy was more difficult than her first, and despite her efforts to stay active throughout the nine months, she said she still put on unwanted pounds.


    First picture: A glowing Jessica Simpson proudly cradles son Ace Knute in adorable snap with daughter Maxwell

    'I am just one of those pregnant women who gains a lot of weight,' she said. 'I have really big boobs. I have my curves. Even trying as hard as I did with Ace, I still gained.'
    Despite her many years in the public eye, she said she still found the criticism of her purported 70 pound weight gain during her first pregnancy hard.
    Best dad in the world: Jessica's fiancé Eric Johnson with their daughter Maxwell


    But fiancé Eric Johnson helped her through it.

    'It's very hurtful, especially when you're so emotional and going through all of these hormonal changes.'

    'I had a good support system,' she said. 'Eric has always appreciated my body.'
    On Wednesday Jessica Simpson has released the first picture of her adorable son Ace Knute.

    The 33-year-old is seen smiling proudly as she cradles the two-month-old while placing her arm around her 16-month-old daughter Maxwell on the cover of Us Weekly.

    Jessica opened up about motherhood in the accompanying interview, gushing that Ace is 'incredible.'

    'People say he looks like me,' she said.
    When she was pregnant with Ace Knute - Ace is her grandfather's name and Knute Eric's grandfather's name - she said she 'felt a connection with him.'

    'The moment he came out, I thought, He's going to have a really strong personality, but he's going to be a little bit more sensitive.'

    'Maxwell is a firecracker!' she said, adding that the little girl was the first to meet Ace.
    As for her former NFL star fiance, he is 'beyond any father that has ever existed,' said Jessica, who revealed she is breastfeeding Ace.

    'I can honestly say that I have not had to change many diapers,' she said.

    'At the same time, he makes me feel like I'm an incredible mom and still a great lover and woman.'
    Jessica also said the couple are 'starting to talk again' about their wedding plans after postponing their September 2011 nuptials.

    'We now have a where and a when,' she said. 'Everybody has just been so anxious for us to get married - including us.'


    'And everyone has watched our love develop throughout becoming parents. When we actually do get married, it will be that much more intimate and beautiful.'

    Naturally curvy: Jessica admitted in the interview that she is 'just one of those pregnant women who gains a lot of weight,' pictured with fiance Eric Johnson and daughter Maxwell in LA in May


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    Ace is breathtaking. I see he has the Simpson nose.
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