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    They might as well have drawn a pregnant stick figure for as realistically as these photos portray her. That is so not her body.

    And Buttchin has a lot of growing up to do....listening to her is like a virtual lobotomy.
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    i hate cutesy pregnancy pics with the guy kissing the girl's belly.
    someone on my facebook got a photographer to shoot a series of cheesy-rrific pregnancy shots. it was him and the pregnant wife, and it was every cutesy, tacky pose you could think of: him kissing the belly, the baby's name written in colourful paint across her belly, etc.
    it's even worse than this recent trend of baby pictures shot by professionals, where the baby invariably ends up photographed in a bucket, or dressed up as a ladybug or some other animal costume, or on a mound of fluffy white stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    i like the one of her and eric.
    What, the one that shows off his thinning hairline?
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    The pictures arent that bad. Im just wondering how long ago they were taken and why she hasnt said anything about them.

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    Oh, pur-leaze.

    Firstly, that's not her body. If she's proud of her buttered Pop Tart gain, great. She's preggers and it's her body, she should do with it what she wants and is comfortable with. But don't b.s. it into something it's not with a photoshop makeover extravaganza, and posing nude on a major magazine says "scrutinize me" if anything does.

    Secondly, I hate that she can't take a picture without her fucking mouth open. It's not sexy. Stop.

    Thirdly, she and Eric don't make a sexy couple with this nonsense. Again, stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i hate cutesy pregnancy pics with the guy kissing the girl's belly.
    someone on my facebook got a photographer to shoot a series of cheesy-rrific pregnancy shots. it was him and the pregnant wife, and it was every cutesy, tacky pose you could think of: him kissing the belly, the baby's name written in colourful paint across her belly, etc.
    it's even worse than this recent trend of baby pictures shot by professionals, where the baby invariably ends up photographed in a bucket, or dressed up as a ladybug or some other animal costume, or on a mound of fluffy white stuff.
    i hate the trend of all the staged prego mom pics, but it seems like those are everywhere.

    some of the staged baby pics can be cute, at least it seems that way when it is your spawn.

    these pics of jessica are ok but must've been taken the day the embryo attached to the uterus.

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    In the comments over at People.com people are guessing that the baby's name will be Jerica.

    I almost hope they do so I can read the hilarious comments here about it.

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    Jerica as in a feminine Jericho, or Juh REE kuh, as in SheNayNay?
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    ^as in J(essi)-Eric-(c)a.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Jessica + Eric = Jerica, so all kinds of awesome either way.

    But I hope it's pronounced Juh-REE-kuh for extra awesomeness.

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    ^ Wait, is she serious? And Nick Lachey is supposed to be jealous? I think the man is laughing hysterically right now.

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    Gawd. I used to work with a Jerica. She slept with the boss.



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    ALL Jerica's sleep with the boss!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Gawd. I used to work with a Jerica. She slept with the boss.
    Did your boss run a strip club? I knew there was something funny about you.
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    She would say 'Like Erica, but with a J'. Could you fucking barf?



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