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    Jessica Simpson Goes Nude (and Confirms It’s a Girl)


    Courtesy ELLE

    Jessica Simpson has made billions from her eponymous fashion line, and she tells ELLE that she’s hoping her little one — a girl! — will be similarly style-conscious.

    “I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” the Fashion Star mentor, 31, says of the baby she’s expecting this spring with fiancé Eric Johnson.

    “Eric is so athletic — we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”

    But while the baby’s personality has yet to be seen, one point is already decided: her “nontraditional” name.

    “We’re sure,” Simpson explains in the magazine‘s April issue, for which she posed nude.

    “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”

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    Jessica Simpson Goes Nude (and Confirms It’s a Girl) – Moms & Babies – Moms & Babies - People.com

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    Oh goody. The cliched, naked pose. Wonder what it looked like before massive amounts of photoshop?

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    Photoshopped to death! That bitch is a big as a whale! I can't believe she is having one baby!!!
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    ... one point is already decided: her “nontraditional” name.
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    "Nontraditional name"... probably something idiotic like "Blessing" or "Texys" (pronounced Texas). Or it's "Ruby" and they feel like that's like OMG soooo deep y'all, it's like empowering and special because Jessica's engagement ring is a ruby like OMG.

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    that picture must have been taken months ago because she's at least double that now!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Way more than a handful there.
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    That pic was shot the morning after she took the pregnancy test.
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    Her belly button looks airbrushed to hell... and I bet you she names the kid Daisy Mae after her dead dog.

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    On hopes for her daughter’s sense of style: “Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.”
    On their baby name: “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
    On taking tabloid brutality in stride: “I’m still standin’,” she drawls. “I grew up very strong! You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walkin’ in and out. Kids doin’ coke at 16…heroin. Pregnant at 14. I could see what I didn’t want to be.”
    On her body subconsciously telling her she was pregnant: “We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge,” Simpson says, not shy about saying so. “Gonna ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”
    Jessica Simpson Bares Her Bump, Confirms It's A Girl | Celebrity Baby Scoop

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    I think she looks good. I don't get all the hate for her and all the talk about her being so big.
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    ^ me neither. ~shrugs~ some women get really big when they're pregnant, and some don't. tits grow, legs swell, etc. it all seems normal to me.
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    i like the one of her and eric.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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