I was quite surprised when I found out Aquarius wasn't a water sign.
No, I think it's earth.
Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.
I was quite surprised when I found out Aquarius wasn't a water sign.
Jessica Simpson Goes Nude (and Confirms It’s a Girl) – Moms & Babies – Moms & Babies - People.comJessica Simpson Goes Nude (and Confirms It’s a Girl)
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Jessica Simpson has made billions from her eponymous fashion line, and she tells ELLE that she’s hoping her little one — a girl! — will be similarly style-conscious.
“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” the Fashion Star mentor, 31, says of the baby she’s expecting this spring with fiancé Eric Johnson.
“Eric is so athletic — we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”
But while the baby’s personality has yet to be seen, one point is already decided: her “nontraditional” name.
“We’re sure,” Simpson explains in the magazine‘s April issue, for which she posed nude.
“It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
– Lesley Messer
Oh goody. The cliched, naked pose. Wonder what it looked like before massive amounts of photoshop?
Photoshopped to death! That bitch is a big as a whale! I can't believe she is having one baby!!!
"Everyone is tired of seeing the Kardashians “taking” things: Miami, New York, divorce papers, men’s dignity, big black penises. Just stop." -Stefanie Williams
... one point is already decided: her “nontraditional” name.![]()
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
"Nontraditional name"... probably something idiotic like "Blessing" or "Texys" (pronounced Texas). Or it's "Ruby" and they feel like that's like OMG soooo deep y'all, it's like empowering and special because Jessica's engagement ring is a ruby like OMG.
that picture must have been taken months ago because she's at least double that now!
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Way more than a handful there.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
That pic was shot the morning after she took the pregnancy test.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
Her belly button looks airbrushed to hell... and I bet you she names the kid Daisy Mae after her dead dog.
On hopes for her daughter’s sense of style: “Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.”
On their baby name: “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
On taking tabloid brutality in stride: “I’m still standin’,” she drawls. “I grew up very strong! You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walkin’ in and out. Kids doin’ coke at 16…heroin. Pregnant at 14. I could see what I didn’t want to be.”
On her body subconsciously telling her she was pregnant: “We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge,” Simpson says, not shy about saying so. “Gonna ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”
Jessica Simpson Bares Her Bump, Confirms It's A Girl | Celebrity Baby Scoop
"O passado não reconhece o seu lugar: está sempre presente."
Mario Quintana
I think she looks good. I don't get all the hate for her and all the talk about her being so big.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
^ me neither. ~shrugs~ some women get really big when they're pregnant, and some don't. tits grow, legs swell, etc. it all seems normal to me.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
i like the one of her and eric.
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
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