when you have to ask that question, you aren't as famous as you think.
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The original article says she resisted when the officer went to handcuff her. Not according to the video.
No wonder she's America's Sweetheart. It is so sweet that she wanted to help the police officer with his paperwork by ensuring he had her name correctly recorded. I'll bet the police wish all people were so helpful.
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Well, Ms. Poon is cancelling her appearances.
Posted at 06:20 PM ET, 04/22/2013Apr 22, 2013 10:20 PM EDT
TheWashingtonPostReese Witherspoon cancels on ‘Late Night,’ ‘Good Morning America’
By Lisa de Moraes
Reese Witherspoon (Dimitrios Kambouris - GETTY IMAGES)Reese Witherspoon bookings vanished from Jimmy Fallon’s late-night show and on “Good Morning America” Monday — three days after the actress threw around her weight at a cop in Atlanta.
The Actress Formerly Known as America’s Perky Sweetheart got a quick image overhaul last Friday when her husband got pulled over on suspicion of DUI, and she got busted for playing the “Do you KNOW who I am?” card with a cop, and disagreeing with him as to his stage direction — he wanted to the scene to play out with her in the car and she felt strongly otherwise.
“Do you know my name?” she reportedly asked the cop, as her husband was pulled over and given a sobriety test.
When the cop told her he did not, she told him, “You’re about to find out who I am!” and forecast he was about to become a national story.
She was right. Except the cop was cast as the hero, and she’s been cast as the boozy mother of three who should’ve hired a driver in the first place, and then lipped off at a police officer trying to make sure her husband didn’t injure anyone allegedly driving while not in his most sober state.
Witherspoon, meanwhile, wound up being arrested for disorderly conduct.
“I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said,” Reese has since said in a statement, explaining that she was “frightened for my husband” at the time he was pulled over.
“I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I’m very sorry for my behavior.”
She will not be repeating that sentiment on either Jimmy Fallon’s NBC late night show, where she was scheduled to plug her new flick “Mud” on Tuesday. Ditto in re ABC’s morning infotainment show “Good Morning America,” for which she had been scheduled to tape a segment Monday would have aired on Wednesday’s show.
That’s according to execs at both networks with knowledge of the situation, who asked to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to speak on the record.
Reese Witherspoon cancels on ‘Late Night,’ ‘Good Morning America’ - The TV Column - The Washington Post
She needs to keep her appearances and own that shit.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
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With video! Happy sigh. That was good.\
Can Julia Roberts be next? She'd gnaw on ropes and stuff.
Nobody calls her Reese anymore. Bitch is Laura Jeanne forEVA AND EVA!!![]()
I swear just saying Laura Jeanne Poon out loud is making me laugh so hard I have tears![]()
and I trust ALL you bitches are saying it with a lovely southern drawl?
Laura Jeanne needs to keep the appearances... you made a damn fool out of yourself, now if you'd JUST get out there and admit it, this shit will go MUCH easier. Why do we know this and Laura Jeann can't be bothered to figure it out? People ain't just gonna forget it because you disappear for a hot minute! You've got to take your medicine, girl... Eat the crow now, shit tastes much better when it's still warm!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Laura Jean should learn from Hugh Grant. He went on Jay Leno after his arrest for soliciting a hooker. Make your appearances and admit you were an ass.
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