LAURA JEANNE!!!!!
Just cause I know being called that name chaps her ASS!
LAURA JEANNE!!!!!
Just cause I know being called that name chaps her ASS!
simple, it's becaue some "cops" are assholes on a power trip because they have a badge...
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Having an open container of alcohol on the streets is not legal in some towns in the UK (bylaws not national laws).I know that open/ed containers of alcohol are not allowed in vehicles in some states so thought they might have the same laws? However, I also agree with Mel (surprise surprise) that some cops are assholes. If it hasn't need her brother, I would ask if he'd been doing anything to merit this but I won't coz I don't want a beatdown... Lol!
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
haha... he actually wasn't doing anything. No open container... just walking. His crime was yelling back apparently.
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
No we weren't disturbing the peace at all. It was after the superbowl a couple of years ago and we were just walking along the side of the road from a party. I could see my house from where we were when the fuckers came driving up to us. Apparantly, sil stumbled and that's when they grabbed her water and smelled it. I asked them what we were doing wrong and he said that people walking around at night lower property values. I said really at midnight? I couldn't be the bitch I wanted to be (thank god) because I had a joint in my bra. After we got home, I got rid of the joint and took the dog out for a walk and waited for the fuckers to leave. As I knew they would do, they sped off and I jumped out of the dark and yelled "slow the fuck down". I don't guess that they heard me cause they never came back.
Vouch!!!!!!!!!!
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
Do you mean dolphins like football? Or like dolphins, the gang banging rapist of the ocean?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
I meant football but really either works lmao
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
There's footage of Laura Jean getting handcuffed:
Reese Witherspoon In Handcuffs After Disorderly Conduct Arrest — See The Video! | Radar Online
She will now be known to me forever as Laura Poon.
BTW, I love how there are side jokes that only GR knows about. Last night, I said, "Laura Poon" out loud and hubby side eyed me.
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
Laura Jeanne's publicists are trying to parse new meaning out of her words. Yeah, sure, Mizz Poon was concerned about processing, yeah that's it.
Source: Reese Witherspoon Did Not Pull The Don't-You-Know-Who-I-Am Card | E! Online
News of Reese Witherspoon getting arrested was shocking, but what may have surprised fans even more was what the sweet, Southern mom of three reportedly said to police officers.
According to the police report, "Mrs. Witherspoon asked, 'Do you know my name?' I answered, 'No, I don't need to know your name.' I then added, 'Right now.' Mrs. Witherspoon stated, 'You're about to find out who I am'."
But a source tells E! News that the star insists it didn't exactly go down like people think.
"It wasn't like that," the source said, and explained that when the officer was handcuffing her, Witherspoon simply asked, "Do you know my name?" as in "Don't you need to know my name?"
The source also added that there was no screaming or any sort of physical altercation between Witherspoon and the officer. "She was being protective of her husband and was fearful of the situation," they tell us.
CHILLY FREE!
i have to zero the contain to your level -bugdoll
you can't even be ogirinal - Mary
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