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    LAURA JEANNE!!!!!

    Just cause I know being called that name chaps her ASS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    If she goes to the slammer I have no doubt she can handle herself

    Orange is really not her colour.



    plus that's not acting, it's her former assistant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Shit, in all honesty, If I get pulled over, even leaving work, I get very nervous. Mel, my sil and I have also been pulled over for WALKING in my neighborhood from a party. They didn't arrest us, but they opened my sil water to smell it. It's a good thing that when I saw the cop coming, I was able to throw my beer into someones yard. I hate to litter but fuck it.
    I don't understand why you would've been stopped by the police in this situation. Were you disturbing the peace? Carrying a beer or glass of wine home from a party is a crime?

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    simple, it's becaue some "cops" are assholes on a power trip because they have a badge...
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Having an open container of alcohol on the streets is not legal in some towns in the UK (bylaws not national laws).I know that open/ed containers of alcohol are not allowed in vehicles in some states so thought they might have the same laws? However, I also agree with Mel (surprise surprise) that some cops are assholes. If it hasn't need her brother, I would ask if he'd been doing anything to merit this but I won't coz I don't want a beatdown... Lol!
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    haha... he actually wasn't doing anything. No open container... just walking. His crime was yelling back apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by travelbug View Post
    I don't understand why you would've been stopped by the police in this situation. Were you disturbing the peace? Carrying a beer or glass of wine home from a party is a crime?
    No we weren't disturbing the peace at all. It was after the superbowl a couple of years ago and we were just walking along the side of the road from a party. I could see my house from where we were when the fuckers came driving up to us. Apparantly, sil stumbled and that's when they grabbed her water and smelled it. I asked them what we were doing wrong and he said that people walking around at night lower property values. I said really at midnight? I couldn't be the bitch I wanted to be (thank god) because I had a joint in my bra. After we got home, I got rid of the joint and took the dog out for a walk and waited for the fuckers to leave. As I knew they would do, they sped off and I jumped out of the dark and yelled "slow the fuck down". I don't guess that they heard me cause they never came back.

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    simple, it's becaue some "cops" are assholes on a power trip because they have a badge...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    I couldn't be the bitch I wanted to be (thank god) because I had a joint in my bra.
    That joint probably saved you from a night in the pokey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    That joint probably saved you from a night in the pokey.
    Exactly. I get drunk, but not stoooooooooopid drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    This whole story reads like a scene from Sweet Home Alabama:






    After seeing her birth name, I cannot get Ted Nugent's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" out of my head now.
    this should be in bizarre confessions but I fucking love that movie

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    simple, it's becaue some "cops" are assholes on a power trip because they have a badge...
    vouch to the eleventy

    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    No we weren't disturbing the peace at all. It was after the superbowl a couple of years ago and we were just walking along the side of the road from a party. I could see my house from where we were when the fuckers came driving up to us. Apparantly, sil stumbled and that's when they grabbed her water and smelled it. I asked them what we were doing wrong and he said that people walking around at night lower property values. I said really at midnight? I couldn't be the bitch I wanted to be (thank god) because I had a joint in my bra. After we got home, I got rid of the joint and took the dog out for a walk and waited for the fuckers to leave. As I knew they would do, they sped off and I jumped out of the dark and yelled "slow the fuck down". I don't guess that they heard me cause they never came back.



    Vouch!!!!!!!!!!
    they knew you were dolphins fans, your lucky they didn't fuck you up lol
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    Do you mean dolphins like football? Or like dolphins, the gang banging rapist of the ocean?
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    I meant football but really either works lmao
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    She will now be known to me forever as Laura Poon.

    BTW, I love how there are side jokes that only GR knows about. Last night, I said, "Laura Poon" out loud and hubby side eyed me.
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    Laura Jeanne's publicists are trying to parse new meaning out of her words. Yeah, sure, Mizz Poon was concerned about processing, yeah that's it.

    Source: Reese Witherspoon Did Not Pull The Don't-You-Know-Who-I-Am Card | E! Online


    News of Reese Witherspoon getting arrested was shocking, but what may have surprised fans even more was what the sweet, Southern mom of three reportedly said to police officers.

    According to the police report, "Mrs. Witherspoon asked, 'Do you know my name?' I answered, 'No, I don't need to know your name.' I then added, 'Right now.' Mrs. Witherspoon stated, 'You're about to find out who I am'."

    But a source tells E! News that the star insists it didn't exactly go down like people think.

    "It wasn't like that," the source said, and explained that when the officer was handcuffing her, Witherspoon simply asked, "Do you know my name?" as in "Don't you need to know my name?"

    The source also added that there was no screaming or any sort of physical altercation between Witherspoon and the officer. "She was being protective of her husband and was fearful of the situation," they tell us.
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