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    I want to know who the backseat occupanty was who left in a taxi.
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    Quiet, Reese. Your Southern Redneck is showing. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana-mish-ana View Post
    lmao is that her real name laura jeanne poon buahahaha this gets better and better.
    lol !!!!

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    Mrs. Witherspoon? Isn't that her maiden name?

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    Since when does she have red hair and green eyes?
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    Can we have a new American Sweetheart now?
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    That cop deserves a raise and a high five.
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    This incident, this thread, has made my week. I'm so bored with the megathreads - here a celebrity actually did something. Something bad! Add something new for Halle this week and I won't want candy or cocktail!

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    Laura Jeanne Poon? Older sister of Har.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Since when does she have red hair and green eyes?
    She's currently filming a movie, so maybe?
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    You know what they say? Couples who get mugshots together stay together.
    I LOVE the cop's remarks to June Carter uhh I mean Laura Jeanne Poon's "airs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    She's currently filming a movie, so maybe?
    Maybe, but that sort of info is usually taken from a driver's license and I can't think when she's had red hair for any length of time and it seems odd that she'd have them put green eyes on her license. If they did it from her appearance at the scene, she's got brown hair going on right now.
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    I am filled with pure Schadenfreude! Laura Jeanne Poon has shown her ASS in public. "I'm a US citizen! I can stand on American ground!" That's pure redneck shit. What a fine example of a good Stanford education lost on a hillbilly girl.

    Right in the middle of shooting her culturally sensitive movie, too.
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    Ha ha ha hardee har har. This lady earns her money.

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    I want to know why she doesn't have to look straight into the camera for her mugshot.
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    My,my. Such a trashy experience for us to enjoy. After this dreadful week we deserve this Southern Woman Horror-making a spectacle of yourself in public! I must say,few have done it better than dear Laura Jean, her whole family is just so proud.
    I wonder who she thanked in her Jail house speech. If she got one phonecall, was it to her hairdresser or manicurist?
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    Her poor brother Hairy will be crushed.
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