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About LinkBacksBwahahaha...the back and forth between the cop and Reese are priceless!
Bwahahaha...the back and forth between the cop and Reese are priceless!
Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested And Pulled Some "Do You Know Who I Am?" Shit (UPDATE: Here's Her Mug Shot!)
Vanessa Lutz would be proud, because Reese Witherspoon got arrested early Friday morning for being a mouthy mess.
Both TMZ and Variety say that after midnight on Friday morning, police in Atlanta pulled Reese's husband Jim Toth over, because he wasn't driving right and they figured his ass was drunk. Police say that Jim's silver Ford Focus was weaving across a double line on Peachtree Street. The cops say Jim Toth looked a mess and he smelled like a Lohan on any given day. While the cops gave Jim a sobriety test, Reese, who I'm guessing was also drunk as shit, hung out the window and told the officer that she didn't believe he was a real cop (HAHAHAHA!). The officer wrote in the police report that he told Reese, “to sit on her butt and be quiet.”
Reese didn't do that. When she got out of the car, the officer told her to get back in the car and she told him that she is a US citizen and has the right to stand on American ground. The cop then decided that he was not only going to arrest Jim Toth, but he was going to put Reese in handcuffs too. Reese put up a little struggle when he grabbed her arm to arrest her. The exchange between drunk ass Reese and the cop is a classic:
As the report details, “Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”Jim blew a .139 on a Breathalyzer test and was arrested for DUI and failure to maintain a lane while driving. Reese was charged with disorderly conduct. They made bond and were released a few hours later. Reese is in Atlanta to shoot the movie The Good Lie.
The report also specified, “Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.”
Here I was thinking that Reese was as bland and boring as lukewarm tap water in a Dixie cup. But nope, it took just one story for me to learn that Reese is an entitled, snooty ass messy mess who's got her head shoved all the way up her culo. I kind of love it when a crack forms on a wholesome apple pie. The only thing that comes out of a trick using the "Do you know who I am?" line is that they'll forever be known as the trick who uses the "Do you know who I am?" line.
And I'm going to need Reese to reenact that entire scene with the cop as Vanessa Lutz. And I'm also going to need to see their mug shots, because you know that shit is a wreck.
UPDATE: YAAASS! And now, above is Reese's mug shot courtesy of Fox5. Even bitch's eyebrows look drunk. That's not the best part of the picture, though. The best part is that it's cut off and it looks like her name is Laura Jeanne Poon. From now on, I don't know who this Reese Witherspoon is, but I definitely know who Laura Jeanne Poon is.
Vera Donovan: (Dolores Claiborne) : Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS - Oh and I CANNOT wait for the mugshot!
That IS her mugshot. Bahaha
couples mugshots at TMZ. How precious for her kids.
Is that really her mugshot? Lol. She looks high.
LMAO Is that her real name Laura Jeanne Poon Buahahaha this gets better and better.
I think the first part (Wither-) was cut offOriginally Posted by ana-mish-ana
But now she'll always be Laura Jeanne Poon to us.
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
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Laura Jeanne Poon? Older sister of Har.
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And Lam.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
And Tang.
And the twins, Tables and Teas.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Celebrity News and Gossip | Just JaredReese Witherspoon: Mugshot Revealed After Arrest
Reese Witherspoon shows a bit of smile in this newly released mugshotafter her arrest in the early morning hours of Friday (April 19) in Atlanta, Ga.
The 37-year-old actress and her husband, Jim Toth, whose mugshot is also pictured, is facing a disorderly conduct charge while Jim, is facing a DUI charge after blowing a .139 on a breathalyzer test.
Reese and Jim made their first public appearance since the incident earlier this evening at the premiere of Mud.
Arrest report: An arrest report listing both Reese and Jim's offenses was also released on Sunday
Detailed: The documents detail how the Oscar winning actress and her beau had a run in with a Georgia State Patrol officer in the early hours of Friday April 19
Play-by-play: It goes on to explain Reese's play-by-play reaction to her husband's arrest
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz2R9L2sf56
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This is just too funny.
Why do millionaires not have a driver? Or just cab it? And being now Jeanne Laura Poon, a limo, because don't you know who she is?
Haha, I love this cause I can't stand her pious, smug ass.
I wonder if the cop told her to "walk the line".
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
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