Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst 1234
Results 46 to 60 of 60
Like Tree95Likes

Thread: Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt

  1. #46
    Gold Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    746

    Default

    ....

  2. #47
    mjw
    mjw is offline
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Posts
    3,377

    Default Will penis-slicing Wu-Tang affiliate do porn?

    Despite trying to commit suicide by cutting off his own penis and jumping off a building, Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper Christ Bearer wants to show the world he’s still got it.


    TMZ caught up with the once-troubled star to find out exactly how he’s healed.


    When asked whether his penis works, Bearer shouts, “Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick? I’m doing porno soon.”


    He then grabs himself and shouts “Vivid!” in reference to the pornographic film company.


    In April, Bearer tried to commit suicide by cutting off his penis and jumping off a building after a battle with drugs and depression.


    The rapper claims he was depressed after not being allowed to see his daughters and got the idea to cut off his penis after smoking marijuana and reading a book about monks and vasectomies.

    Will penis-slicing Wu-Tang affiliate do porn? | Page Six

  3. #48
    fgg
    fgg is offline
    Elite Member fgg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    34,192

    Default

    i think it takes more than 2 months to get right after something like that.
    Jazzy and Kittylady like this.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

  4. #49
    Elite Member sputnik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    fellow traveller
    Posts
    58,492

    Default

    The rapper claims he was depressed after not being allowed to see his daughters and got the idea to cut off his penis after smoking marijuana and reading a book about monks and vasectomies.
    i know i shouldn't laugh but that's amazing
    Belt Up, Rusalka and SoCalMarie like this.
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

  5. #50
    Gold Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    927

    Default

    When I saw this thread was bumped, I figured he cut it off again. He got so much attention the last time.
    CL** likes this.

  6. #51
    Elite Member Honeythorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Death Valley~Middle Earth, Califas
    Posts
    3,333

    Default

    In the words of Fred Sanford: "You Big Dummy"!!!
    Bombshell likes this.

  7. #52
    Elite Member crayzeehappee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Location
    In the fog
    Posts
    2,099

    Default

    If you're going to kill yourself, why cut off your penis? If your suicide attempt fails, then you're still alive AND you have no penis.
    This seems like a lot of effort just to marry one of the Jonas Brothers. - ChemicalHelena

  8. #53
    Elite Member JadeStar70's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    BFE, Iowa
    Posts
    7,566

    Default

    Whoa!! I guess I missed this story back in April. Wow....

  9. #54
    Elite Member Bombshell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    in Delusion
    Posts
    2,615

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by crayzeehappee View Post
    If you're going to kill yourself, why cut off your penis? If your suicide attempt fails, then you're still alive AND you have no penis.
    I does seem like maybe he should have rethought the order of his agenda, doesn't it?
    Last edited by Bombshell; July 1st, 2014 at 04:14 PM.
    crayzeehappee likes this.
    "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."

  10. #55
    Elite Member levitt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    the sin bin
    Posts
    15,435

    Default

    I see he's made a full mental recovery then
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

  11. #56
    Elite Member msdeb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in a van down by the river
    Posts
    39,422

    Default

    ugh, i won't be watching that porn. i made the mistake of watching John Bobbi'ts porn (well, some of it) and there isn't enough eye bleach to unsee that shit.
    Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
    Lighten Up Francis WCG

  12. #57
    Elite Member llamamama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    1,912

    Default

    He should have elaborated so that people won't worry that their marijuana smoking kids are going to cut off their genitals. I think he left off that the marijuana joint was dipped in PCP.

  13. #58
    Elite Member SoCalMarie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    SoCal... Duh.
    Posts
    3,316

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post


    The rapper claims he was depressed after not being allowed to see his daughters and got the idea to cut off his penis after smoking marijuana and reading a book about monks and vasectomies.


    By "marijuana", he means "PCP".

    I didn't think the reattachment was successful - was it?
    Katy, urine danger, gurl! - BITTER

  14. #59
    Elite Member Bombshell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    in Delusion
    Posts
    2,615

    Default

    I recall hearing it was not. But obviously that's not confirmed or anything.
    "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."

  15. #60
    Elite Member SoCalMarie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    SoCal... Duh.
    Posts
    3,316

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    I recall hearing it was not. But obviously that's not confirmed or anything.
    It sounds like (if he was being serious about signing with Vivid), the public will be able to confirm that sometime in the near future, unfortunately

    I say "the public" because there is no way I am going to watch that. No thank you very much. I'll take everyone else's word for it
    Katy, urine danger, gurl! - BITTER

Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst 1234

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Mindy McCready dead of apparent suicide
    By fuzuoko in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 204
    Last Post: March 2nd, 2013, 02:51 PM
  2. Replies: 1
    Last Post: October 10th, 2010, 12:36 PM
  3. Replies: 2
    Last Post: May 6th, 2009, 09:18 AM
  4. Replies: 37
    Last Post: December 24th, 2008, 12:20 AM
  5. Replies: 129
    Last Post: July 4th, 2008, 03:04 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •