Well, now we know he wouldn't be a good celebrity face for Trojans, unless maybe they do a commercial with him slapping his forehead and saying, "Damn, I should've used a Trojan!"
He could also rep Valtrex. Maybe he and Elin could do one together if she stays with him.
There are also those late-night infomercials with the guys talking about penis enhancement products. He could definitely do that. Maybe like, "Well, you know I don't need a penis enhancement product, but if I did, I'd be using brand X..."
I see a lot of possibilities. I don't think has to be a money-losing proposition for him at all if he plays it right.
If he really is XXL, he can also go into porn when he stops golfing.



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