Porn stars, diner waitresses, daylight sex in church car park: Tiger Woods got around

[WhateverLolaWants]

I don't see how his career is 'over'. He's a golfer. How will this stop him from golfing? I suppose he'll lose sponsors, but he may actually gain some unexpected sponsors for building a bad boy image.

[aabbcc]

I don't think the chick in the red dress is that bad looking. I don't care for the picture itself, and she obviously has poor taste in men, but she's not hideous or anything.

[joker321]

I don't see how his career is 'over'. He's a golfer. How will this stop him from golfing? I suppose he'll lose sponsors, but he may actually gain some unexpected sponsors for building a bad boy image.

Well, we will have to see what std's come his way first.

[Anne of Cleves]

Jeez, this man is a freak. No wonder his wife is pissed.

[joker321]

let the man fuck

In hell.

[bellini]

I don't see how his career is 'over'. He's a golfer. How will this stop him from golfing? I suppose he'll lose sponsors, but he may actually gain some unexpected sponsors for building a bad boy image.

Yeah it's not like he's a minister or a politician. He's still a great golfer. But probably a lot of his sponsers are saying "Buh-bye". Especially the one that runs the commercial where all these kids are saying "I'm Tiger Woods". I think it might be Nike?

The woman in the red dress: Ai yi yi! She looks rough.

[joker321]

Yeah it's not like he's a minister or a politician. He's still a great golfer. But probably a lot of his sponsors are saying "Buh-bye". Especially the one that runs the commercial where all these kids are saying "I'm Tiger Woods". I think it might be Nike?

The woman in the red dress: Ai yi yi! She looks rough.

The kids should say "I'm tiger woods and can you guess the number of skanks I've screwed". Think fast america the numbers are growing .

[bellini]

The kids should say "I'm tiger woods and can you guess the number of skanks I've screwed". Think fast america the numbers are growing .

Or "I'm Tiger Woods. Can you guess what happened to me after screwing a large number of skanks? Here are two clues: 80 million dollars and Valtrex."

[buttmunch]

Here is a picture of the "extremely, extremely naive" 34 year old who was basically just a piece of meat to Tiger Woods.


MISTRESS: Mindy had a year-long fling with golf superstar Woods

Mindy complained that Tiger never bought her anything - not even a meal. (Boo hoo).

Elin now knows that her scumbag husband screwed skanky women at their home and that it was unprotected sex. Elin needs to get out of that marriage immediately and get herself checked for HIV, herpes, syphilis, and any other sexually transmitted diseases. She also needs to get her children checked out, as she was pregnant while Tiger was screwing countless other women and could have passed on HIV, herpes, syphilis etc to her babies while they were in the womb.

Yup, she looks innocent and fresh as the morning dew. The bloom isn't off that rose, no sir!

OMG! That picture! There is no way that woman is 34 years old. No fucking way. She looks like a veteran lot lizard who can inject meth into her eyeballs without even looking in the mirror.

Then again, you might be on to something.

I don't think the chick in the red dress is that bad looking. I don't care for the picture itself, and she obviously has poor taste in men, but she's not hideous or anything.

I have to say that she looks like a chick who's been passed around last weekends biker meet. I don't usually get too worked up about looks and she's not ugly but damn, she's is rough looking.

[joker321]

Or "I'm Tiger Woods. Can you guess what happened to me after screwing a large number of skanks? Here are two clues: 80 million dollars and Valtrex."

It burns.

[Anne of Cleves]

Yup, she looks innocent and fresh as the morning dew. The bloom isn't off that rose, no sir!



Then again, you might be on to something.



I have to say that she looks like a chick who's been passed around last weekends biker meet. I don't usually get too worked up about looks and she's not ugly but damn, she's is rough looking.

I agree. Is she really 34? She looks much older.

[MrsDark]

I don't see how a woman this broad's age could be so mind-numbingly naive unless she was borderline retarded.

And after that pic...34?? FFS, she looks like she's got ten years on ME and I'm older than her by a few years.

After all this and then some, maybe Elin should grab the Lysol douche like those 50's ads used to advertise!

[joker321]

I agree. Is she really 34? She looks much older.

34= 44
It's math 34+10 = 44. Me be a genius

[aabbcc]

You people have to stop saying she looks 44. I am 44 and I certainly don't look like I've been passed around at last weekend's biker meet!

[joker321]

You people have to stop saying she looks 44. I am 44 and I certainly don't look like I've been passed around at last weekend's biker meet!

LOL