I love those kind of sites, but tend not to bother with the gossip forums so when people mention names on here its all over my head. I just thought that I was slow on the uptake but I came across that when I was looking for sometihing about Donna & Nikki
...and not one single male has posted in this thread. Wonder why that is.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
^^ They're all over in the Britney got her period thread?
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
This was priceless. Jap eye? Huge slut? Even if not true, totally entertaining!
I am officially old as hell now, cause I only recognized Jon Bon Jovi from this list
I love the link LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I wouldn't fuck any of those guys even for a million dollars. *shivers*
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I'm loving this! The Metal Sludge site is highly entertaining.
Marilyn Manson / Marilyn Manson
The "GOD OF FUCK" has nothing to be bragging about! Our source said he was a very lame lay, had an average cock, and lasted all of 2 seconds. There are some nude photos of him and Twiggy in the Gay Porno mag Honcho, so I'm sure somebody on the Internet has the photos if you really need to see his mechanical animal. Also fooled around with Jenna Jameson.
Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers
A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser.
Flea / Red Hot Chili Peppers
Flea may seem the scruffy second choice to Anthony, but he's very attractive and intense in one hard compact package. He is highly intelligent, sensitive, a great writer and has a beautiful, extremely rock hard cock of well proportioned length and width. Can stay rock hard for a while. Incredibly intense building and fluidity.
(Okay, twist my arm. I'll spend an afternoon hanging out with Flea and sharing a two-four!)
GNR former members
Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Duff is a quick shooter.
Axl Rose / Guns N Roses
Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box.
(Ewww...! I knew there was something about that Seymour chick I didn't like. Face it, she married Axl Rose. I looked at her in the "November Rain" video, I think it was, and felt an instant repulsion...now I know why.)
Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, Snakepit
Average in size and nothing to write home about.
(Bummer. I always thought that Slash was sexually appealing in a seedy sort of way. I am disappointed. Not the first time I've read this about him, either.)
Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses
This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser.
Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the band are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!
(Vince Neil's entry is a hoot and a half! I don't think that there is anything wrong with the way Izzy Stradlin looked/looks.)
I wonder if any of the cock owners described on this list have ever read these reviews?!
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