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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I'm surprised that you've not seen it before = its been around for ages.
    lol I must be slow on the uptake. But,...I just found this group in January. I love GR and all the celeb dirt and dish that is posted here. Glad I found you all!

    Great thread!

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    I love those kind of sites, but tend not to bother with the gossip forums so when people mention names on here its all over my head. I just thought that I was slow on the uptake but I came across that when I was looking for sometihing about Donna & Nikki



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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I'm surprised that you've not seen it before = its been around for ages.




    Hardly - I'm just not lazy or super-sensitive.
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    ...and not one single male has posted in this thread. Wonder why that is.
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    ^^ They're all over in the Britney got her period thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Contestant: I'll take Cocks of Rock for $800, Alex
    Alex: This Dio band member has something in common with a Vapors song and a bond movie.
    Sean Connery: What is sword?
    Alex: (blank look) that is not correct
    Contest: What is Jap Eye?
    Alex: That is correct.



    If you are a groupie and act like one, he will treat you with ZERO respect.

    Best line in the post. Excellent thread!
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    This was priceless. Jap eye? Huge slut? Even if not true, totally entertaining!




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    I am officially old as hell now, cause I only recognized Jon Bon Jovi from this list

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    I love the link LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    Art Alexakis / Everclear
    Art has an 8 inch cocks, he's loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he's not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn't fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he's just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he's a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you're with him--he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though--he's unclean!! Either he doesn't wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem...smells very dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Contestant: I'll take Cocks of Rock for $800, Alex
    Alex: This Dio band member has something in common with a Vapors song and a bond movie.
    Sean Connery: What is sword?
    Alex: (blank look) that is not correct
    Contest: What is Jap Eye?
    Alex: That is correct.
    Hellafunny.

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    I wouldn't fuck any of those guys even for a million dollars. *shivers*
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    ^ Except Jon Bon Jovi.

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    I'm loving this! The Metal Sludge site is highly entertaining.

    Marilyn Manson / Marilyn Manson
    The "GOD OF FUCK" has nothing to be bragging about! Our source said he was a very lame lay, had an average cock, and lasted all of 2 seconds. There are some nude photos of him and Twiggy in the Gay Porno mag Honcho, so I'm sure somebody on the Internet has the photos if you really need to see his mechanical animal. Also fooled around with Jenna Jameson.

    Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers
    A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser.

    Flea / Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Flea may seem the scruffy second choice to Anthony, but he's very attractive and intense in one hard compact package. He is highly intelligent, sensitive, a great writer and has a beautiful, extremely rock hard cock of well proportioned length and width. Can stay rock hard for a while. Incredibly intense building and fluidity.

    (Okay, twist my arm. I'll spend an afternoon hanging out with Flea and sharing a two-four!)

    GNR former members

    Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
    Duff is a quick shooter.

    Axl Rose / Guns N Roses
    Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box.

    (Ewww...! I knew there was something about that Seymour chick I didn't like. Face it, she married Axl Rose. I looked at her in the "November Rain" video, I think it was, and felt an instant repulsion...now I know why.)

    Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, Snakepit
    Average in size and nothing to write home about.


    (Bummer. I always thought that Slash was sexually appealing in a seedy sort of way. I am disappointed. Not the first time I've read this about him, either.)

    Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses
    This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser.

    Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the band are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!

    (Vince Neil's entry is a hoot and a half! I don't think that there is anything wrong with the way Izzy Stradlin looked/looks.)

    I wonder if any of the cock owners described on this list have ever read these reviews?!

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