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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post
    Yep- 5 star thread baby!!! If it's on the internetz it must be true!

    They used to plaster cast band members penises/peni/penu in the 60's. Saw some of them at an event and Lol'd at the sizes.

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    Another vote for Alice Cooper being a very nice man.
    Van Halen's Tour Manager is the shits too! (or was....)



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    Dad gets pissed when i blab....but these I know not from dad, so i can tell...

    one of the guys that got more groupies than almost anyone I ever saw wasn't even an A list star: Joey DeMaio from Manowar.....this guy got more ass than a toilet seat. they occasionally used an extra bus just for the women...and as weird as it sounds he is a genuinely nice guy that really likes women, he doesn't debase them by making them do the roadies.......he even has his own Manowar condoms. Supposedly has an average penis, but is great in bed. He has a gay brother, so I guess all the pussy hound genes were doubled up in Joey.


    Peter Steele from Type O Negative has a huge dick, but he's a huge guy, so it follows. He's also really sweet, softspoken and smart. Nothing like his musical persona.

    Jon Bon Jovi is small in peen, but good in bed (this is from someone I know and trust). I've met him a few times, and I can say he's nice and funny. He met Mr Witch at a charity function, and he remembered him and came up to us to tease him in a place on Long Beach Island

    Richie Sambora has a really fat dick, but not that long (this is also from someone I trust, not the same girl as the Bonjovi blabber though). He dumped this girl for Cher......

    Axl Rose has 'trouble', but I was told that in the pre-viagra age, so maybe he's different now. Would explain his anger though. Also, smelly.

    And apparantly the guitarist from the Scorpions is wild in bed, girl I know spent the night with him, and ended up staying a week in his hotel in NY.

    Richard Harris from Iron Maiden is also supposed to be exceptional in the sack.


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    *leaves thread in tears


    Ya'll just can't let me have my fantasy Axl can you MEAN BIATCHES
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    So the question is, does the band still screw the chicks who have provided "favors" to the roadies in order to get backstage? If the band always finds out, they have to have an opinion about it either way.
    From what I've heard Sparkly, some bands have a specific "Wh*re laminate"- I think it's something regarding limited access backstage. I guess it's pretty tough to receive an All-Access pass, as it's reserved for the band, road crew, management, immediate family- and occasionally a chick. Witchy may correct me if I'm wrong. I guess it depends on the band and their way of dealing with fans and harlots.

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    Witch,I always love your gossip,keep 'em coming...

    hey,shedevil...

    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    You're right Suzette. They usually hand out an 'after show' pass to groupies. Generally it's a sticker, and not a laminate.

    and another vote for Alice Cooper being a really nice guy. When I was a kid, he would be at the Frank Zappa Halloween gigs that he always did in NY

    Zappa was one of the nicest men ever.
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    Thanks Mrs. V

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    Shame they couldn't/didn't spray coat his legs... LOL



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    I choose to ignore his white ass legs
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    I was once mistaken for a groupie.

    By a bus driver.

    For the Doves.

    <hangs head> It was a not a good moment. (I was there to interview them, fwiw).
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    I wish I could be asked backstage! So many of the bands I see have their women on tour with them. I did get asked backstage once by a beach boy, of course I went to meet him and then ran!
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    10" dick? seriously? i might be naive but i've never seen a 10" dick, like it's so common with these guys. i'd die, i swear!

    (i know about people exaggerating, but holy shit. who has one of those someone tell me so i can google it)

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    The trick is to measure from the underneath not the top.... you'd be surprised.



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    Are there any pictures on the net of Nikki Sixx naked? I wanna see his package.................. I find it hard to believe he is six inches!!!

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    I really don't want to see any pics of Nikki Sixx - let alone naked!

    THE groupies who slept with Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx during their hell-raising Motley Crue years may want to have themselves dry-cleaned after reading “Rock Star Babylon.” In his compilation of outrageous rock ‘n’ roll stories, out in June, Jon Holmes recounts how the debauched drummer and bassist “decided to hold a competition between them to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.” For two months, the duo had “nightly groupie sex” with up to four girls each - until finally, a young fan performing a sex act on Sixx became violently ill on him. It later became known as “The Spaghetti Incident” because the unfortunate groupie had eaten pasta beforehand.
    IT would be impossible to cram any more debauchery, drug use or desperate living into Nikki Sixx’s new tell-all, which chronicles the bass player’s years of touring with Tommy Lee and Motley Crue.
    “Sex to me was always about conquest. Girls were a form of entertainment, nothing more, and when heroin came along, it blew them away,” Sixx writes in “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star,”
    When Sixx took up with Prince’s sexy backup singer Vanity, “I thought of [her] as a disposable human being, like a used needle. Once its purpose was fulfilled, it was ready for the trash, only to be dug up if you were really desperate.”
    EVEN by rock-star standards, Motley Crue did some twisted stuff in the old days. “For us it was always, ‘Let’s set a goal for something stupid and see if we can do it.’ We would put bounties out on stupid [bleep], like whoever could sleep with the fattest chick,” bassist Nikki Sixx tells Blender. “And managers would start getting involved - one of them said there was a $10,000 bounty out for whoever could sleep with a mother-daughter team. Then that became too easy, so it was a mother-daughter-grandmother team. You couldn’t pay me now to do half that [bleep].”



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