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That gives new meaning to the term 'when pigs fly.'
She is doing a food drive thing for Smithfield Hams & has donated umpteen for the poor. I think someone just got a bit over zealous. Those things are heavy,too.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
That gives new meaning to the term 'when pigs fly.'
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
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Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
I bet she broke her nose. He should have ran after her
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This is from Atlanta's Ch. 11 WEBSITE:
ATLANTA -- Food Network celebrity cook Paula Deen and Smithfield Foods donated 25,000 pounds of protein to Hosea Feed The Hungry Monday morning - but one ham being tossed to Deen during the donation, smacked her in the face.
Deen was not hurt in the incident Monday morning.
"And he raised the ham up and I thought he was going to pass it down the line and I turned around to take another ham off the truck and turned around and all of a sudden this ham that weighed 200 pounds hit me full long in the face and 'bout knocked me cuckoo, but I'm fine," said a laughing Deen.
Deen confessed that jokingly saying the ham weighed 200 pounds was a bit overstated.
She said it actually only weighed about 8 pounds.
Some of the food Deen and Smithfield donated will be used to help with Hosea Feed the Hungry's annual massive feeding on Thanksgiving Day. Deen is a spokesperson for Smithfield.
...And King, you forgot swine flew! One of their viewers contributed that one.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
^^Swine flew.
I know! We are getting weak. We should have thought of that one.Originally Posted by kingcap72
^^Swine flew.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
leave paula alone!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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200 pound ham? I don't think so.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
she admitted (in the same article) that it was actually about an 8 pound ham...
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Fuck, you don't expect me to read before commenting do you?
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
you better or I will say RTFAUC
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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I'm mad that no one on GR thought of it, first. We need to step our game up.
Residential Treatment Facility for All Uncooth Comenters?
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
Very close... read the fucking article, u cunt!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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