Paris Hilton's burlesque birthday bash

DitaPage* · February 17th, 2008, 09:36 PM

Ugh bitch,you give burlesque a BAD name.

**WhateverLolaWants** · February 17th, 2008, 10:08 PM

Real Burlesque is classy. This is trash flaunting trash

**lonestar** · February 17th, 2008, 10:18 PM

gross. she makes my eyes hurt.

**DontMindMe** · February 18th, 2008, 02:55 AM

Stupid, selfish, no-talent, STD-spreading, puppy-killying, careless, drunken, self-important, useless, skanky waste of space!!!

DEAD YET???

**crazydaize** · February 18th, 2008, 03:38 AM

WhateverLolaWants, you hit it spot on. Dita Von Tease she ain't.

She looks like a low rent porn star. Is there no end to her attention seeking?

**olivia720** · February 18th, 2008, 04:07 AM

Uh, sure Paris. This is so totally normal to do at your own bday party.

I think Nicky's gettin heroin legs.

DitaPage* · February 18th, 2008, 04:18 AM

^Oh yeah, exactly! I'm glad someone mentioned that. I know a heroin addict and he has the same looking legs.

**stef** · February 18th, 2008, 06:17 AM

^^ i agree, nicky's legs and her body in general are way too thin.

Originally Posted by DontMindMe

Stupid, selfish, no-talent, STD-spreading, puppy-killying, careless, drunken, self-important, useless, skanky waste of space!!!

amen!

**waikiki** · February 18th, 2008, 07:08 AM

She's always partying and partying and partying... there's hardly ever any event to celebrate since she's totally jobless and clueless... but she keeps on partying for everytinhg... I wonder if she plans a buffet even when she takes a s*it. Silly billy.

**sweetness** · February 18th, 2008, 07:32 AM

Pussycat Dolls..... that's right up her alley. Nasty piece of trash.

The only nice thing I have to say is that her hair looks halfway decent for a change.

**crumpet** · February 18th, 2008, 08:21 AM

She has great legs.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 18th, 2008, 08:22 AM

I wish her dogs would've taken a shit on her stripper wear. 10 points if it got on the ass of the outfit and she'd have worn it anyway.

**KandyKorn** · February 18th, 2008, 08:56 AM

Is she going to be doing this same old shit when she's 40? She is beyond lame and pathetic.

**NicoleWasHere** · February 18th, 2008, 09:14 AM

^ I really hope she's unheard of, by the time she's 40. As silly as it sounds, I really don't want to be bringing up kids in a world where Paris Hilton and company are overly relevant.

**MsDark** · February 18th, 2008, 09:30 AM

I wonder...who the fuck actually goes to Paris Hilton's (thrown by herself) 'birthday bash'? Anybody at all besides reality TV stars and C and Dlisters?? I'd think for most genuine celebs, associating with her...as in going to her events rather than simply being stuck with her hanging out at theirs...would be a step down.

People are supposed to throw YOU the party if you're really sombody. She probably can't even get Nicole Richie to hang out with her anymore.