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    Not buying it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post


    Girl can cook
    I watched that and she has never cooked before and admits that she has never cooked in her kitchen before.....

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    That cooking video was brutally bad. Hair flying around the food unrestrained, as well as having her nasty gloves all in the food, too. Unwashed hands after handling her dog, then touching all up in the food. Trying to boil pasta in water that isn't even hot yet let alone boiling. It is plainly obvious this vapid ho hasn't even made a piece of toast in her entire life, much less actually cooked something like a lasagna.
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    We should all suggest stuff to cook via Twitter like #pariscooks #boilanegg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    We should all suggest stuff to cook via Twitter like #pariscooks #boilherhead
    Fixed that for you.
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    She contradicts herself so much in that video. She says she loves to cook lasagne and then she says hasn't done this since she was a little girl. It was entertaining and hilarious though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post


    Girl can cook
    Who the hell wears satin motorcycle gloves when they're cooking???

    I admire the amount of ricotta she uses, but I throw some seasoning in it. I also cannot consign her not including onion and garlic anywhere in this and that she used bottled sauce without adding something to it...I don't care if it is Rao's, it's still coming out of a jar.

    She's still doing the dumb act and I don't think any of this erases her racist skank, dog-killing past, but here we are.
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    So we agree, she has no talent and needs to go back away.
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    Oh wow. The name Slurpa Pop-Off is a blast from the past. She's so nasty and that name was fitting.
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    Yep.

    As reported this morning, heiress Paris Hilton has lost her pussy due to neglect. Later in the day a tipster sent us a little item that we'd missed a few weeks back that paints an even darker portrait of Paris Hilton the Pet Owner. E! Online's Ted Casablancas, while not exactly Bob Woodward, did get quite a story on "Slurpa Pop-Off" (an affectionate nickname he's given to a blind item personality who is obviously Ms. Hilton). It seems that the "Hottie" has been, uh, well, killing her dogs. Oh but totally by accident! See she gets a new puppy, but then doesn't want to train it or whatever so she just leaves it in a closet and flits away somewhere. Days later, employees report, they'll find the dog still in the closet, dead. Beautiful. After the jump watch Paris tell Ellen DeGeneres that she owns 17 dogs (Previously on Defamer). Oop, probably 16 by now. [The Awful Truth]https://gawker.com/355559/pet-owners...chappaquiddick

    And (just for Bitter ) she has monster feet.

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    Lol! That has to be photoshopped. That's so hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    Who the hell wears satin motorcycle gloves when they're cooking???

    I admire the amount of ricotta she uses, but I throw some seasoning in it. I also cannot consign her not including onion and garlic anywhere in this and that she used bottled sauce without adding something to it...I don't care if it is Rao's, it's still coming out of a jar.

    She's still doing the dumb act and I don't think any of this erases her racist skank, dog-killing past, but here we are.
    at this point I dint think that “dumb” is an act with her...

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    I have never, ever used bottled pasta sauce without meddling with it somehow. I consider it a starting point, not the finished product.

    She can't even fake getting creative in the kitchen and yet we're supposed to believe everything else she's done (including getting photographed having her bean dipped at a party) was all an act?
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    And (just for Bitter ) she has monster feet.
    You REMEMBERED!!!!

    Kittylady, I've been adding a mildly hot salsa to my marinara lately. I buy Hunts from Dollar Plus because it's so cheap, but it's kind of bland so I spice it up a bit.
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