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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    Does the herpez make you infertile? You may have already gotten your wish.

    ....nope.....if it did......none of the Hollywood ladies would be having children......

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    Quick! Someone fly out to Los Angeles and stab her in the uterus multiple times!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Quick! Someone fly out to Los Angeles and stab her in the uterus multiple times!
    ....I thought everyone in LA had already done that?......

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    Didn't she say that last year ? When she feels her ''popularity'' level going down, she always brings out the baby plans. That's just Paris being Paris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....I thought everyone in LA had already done that?......

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    She has got a serious case of bobble-head going on in that first picture.

    Oh and like anything would grow in that cursed, diseased womb! Spawn of satan, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyGirl View Post
    Please oh please, let whatever Higher Power is up there make her infertile.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ...what child in its right mind would wanna swim down THAT canal.....kind of like that other Love Canal that involved a city in New York that was built over toxic waste.....

    Hey!,.......that could be a great name for the kid.....Toxic Waste.....
    I don't think the baby will have to swim down that canal... I think it'll be a case of bungy-jumping out... god knows how it will stay up in there... that must be the most busted old pipe in all of LA.

    Fuck fuck fuck... I hate her... just hate her... she is dispicable.

    SpookyGirl was on the money when she said if there is a higher power out there they will have the good sense to make her infertile.
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