Paris Hilton says she'll be a mother next year

**cynic** · May 22nd, 2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

Does the herpez make you infertile? You may have already gotten your wish.

....nope.....if it did......none of the Hollywood ladies would be having children......

**NicoleWasHere** · May 22nd, 2008, 02:18 PM

Quick! Someone fly out to Los Angeles and stab her in the uterus multiple times!

**cynic** · May 22nd, 2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Quick! Someone fly out to Los Angeles and stab her in the uterus multiple times!

....I thought everyone in LA had already done that?......

**Kiwii** · May 22nd, 2008, 02:43 PM

Didn't she say that last year ? When she feels her ''popularity'' level going down, she always brings out the baby plans. That's just Paris being Paris.

**snuffy** · May 22nd, 2008, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by cynic

....I thought everyone in LA had already done that?......

**Beeyotch** · May 22nd, 2008, 05:49 PM

She has got a serious case of bobble-head going on in that first picture.

Oh and like anything would grow in that cursed, diseased womb! Spawn of satan, maybe.

**twitchy** · May 22nd, 2008, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by SpookyGirl

Please oh please, let whatever Higher Power is up there make her infertile.

Amen.

**MissVenus** · May 22nd, 2008, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by cynic

...what child in its right mind would wanna swim down THAT canal.....kind of like that other Love Canal that involved a city in New York that was built over toxic waste.....

Hey!,.......that could be a great name for the kid.....Toxic Waste.....

I don't think the baby will have to swim down that canal... I think it'll be a case of bungy-jumping out... god knows how it will stay up in there... that must be the most busted old pipe in all of LA.

Fuck fuck fuck... I hate her... just hate her... she is dispicable.

SpookyGirl was on the money when she said if there is a higher power out there they will have the good sense to make her infertile.