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    "I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother."
    Is she seriously that fucking stupid???
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    I think she got back with that one Stavros Niarchos Greek guy she was seeing.

    I wonder if she's gonna make him be the sperm donor...

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    Oh dear God...Paris spawn? The apocalypse is imminent.
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    please dear god help us....

    and she's obviously jealous of Nicole. Right after Nicole got engaged to that other guy, Paris got engaged to that male Paris guy and had him buy a huge ring to try and "out do" her. Paris is like a 5 year old who wants something just because her friend has it.

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    I know she's rich and all, but I'd chip in for an abortion if she gets sperminated.
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    Racist Skank!

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    There's babies everywhere in Hollywood. Another bad mom is out there. After Nicole Richie we got something as worse as her ... her BFF Paris. Let's go girls ... Simple Life hires nannies. Oops ! I forgot that they'll soon need welfare because the show had been canceled, Paris isn't an hairess anymore and Nicole will have to pay for her drugs, alcohol and parties, PLUS the baby, when she's gonna have given birth. ... And both doesn't seem like doing something of their lifes unless drinking Starbucks coffees paid by their actual boyfriends that will not last, like the others before, and sending text messages.


    ahahaha. What a mess are their lifes, wanting to prove to each other who's gonna have the more babies ... and with how many different men maybe ? lmao. ridiculous.
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    Oh for fucks sake.....she is fucking the dumbest chick going isn't she???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    She'l probably have to get her hoo-hoo sewn up some (ok ... A LOT!!!)


    ... otherwise, a baby could fall right out (along with a bowling ball, a watermelon, and a tractor-trailer)!
    Exactly what I was thinking.

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    This makes me so sad; I want to vomit and cry.

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    Since when does having a baby equal taking responsibility? Dumb Twat.
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blissfullyunaware View Post
    Since when does having a baby equal taking responsibility? Dumb Twat.

    No shit! How stupid can someone be??? Seriously????

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    Quote Originally Posted by honeysuckle View Post
    ok i am waiting on the ones to say i told you so about her wanting a baby because nicole is knocked up.


    She is definitely saying this because of Nicole. This is the one area in which she has not gotten attention, and these days pregnancy is very newsworthy. The celebrity baby fix is huge and we all know Paris will do anything to remain in the headlines. Could you imagine how much press she would have if she was pregnant?

    She is probably dying that Nicole is getting all this press.

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    can't she at least screw up a marriage first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    how does one get one's body ready to have a baby? Is there a kit?
    Naw, this is just her sweet way of preparing us all for the next "leaked" sex video.

    "See, I'm getting my body ready! Make sure you get a closeup!"
    I've always known I was born to dominate your sex and avenge my own.

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