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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    OK I'll bite.
    How can she be a racist if Nicole Richie is her best friend? I know she's ignorant but I didn't know she was a racist.
    There have been numerous reports over the years about her being racists towards black people.

    FOXNews.com - Paris Hilton Apparently Heard Using N-Word in Video - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment

    Former friend brands Paris Hilton a 'racist'

    ... among others... and it's a running gag to refer to her as 'racist skank' on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    I hate them both. Let's shoot them off to Neptune.
    Neptune is a nice blue planet - why would we do that to Neptune?

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    ^ somehow I just remembered that the original Billy Idol White wedding video had someone put nails on a coffin...

    I can dream... nails on Paris

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Neptune is a nice blue planet - why would we do that to Neptune?

    Because Uranus is already taken.

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    Why would anyone want to be with her herpz-infested ass? I just don't get it.
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    Don't think it will happen. Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    There have been numerous reports over the years about her being racists towards black people.

    FOXNews.com - Paris Hilton Apparently Heard Using N-Word in Video - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment

    Former friend brands Paris Hilton a 'racist'

    ... among others... and it's a running gag to refer to her as 'racist skank' on here.
    really? I didn't know that. I have heard alot of things about her but never that. But then again I don't really follow her.
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    All i have to say is :

    Please somebody ... FREE BENJI !

    Poor guy. Stuck with that racist/herpesful/ugly skank is a nightmare i wouldn't wish to anybody.

    Even if you don't like him or his band, support him and help us Free Benji ! ... because he's good enough to have something better than this thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    He's disgusting. I actually think Paris is out of his league, so if she wants to marry him, she's got a pretty good chance at it. Unless he's as delusional as his twin brother and actually considers himself to be some sort of prize.
    I think that's the funniest part of this whole thing: I really think he does think he's too good for her. And in a way, he's right; Parisite McWonky Herpz is just not the marrying kind even if she wants to get married, she's certainly not a girl you'd take home to mom.

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    Both brothers freak me out. I'm pretty sure I remember them being pretty religious and Nicole, much less Paris, seem kind of.... well, not what a mom would want their son to have.

    I will give Joel props, though, for "taming" Nicole.. if only to a certain extent.

    Anyone ever notice how their parents never seem to comment on their sons relationships?

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    I know what you're saying about Nicole and Joel, it seems she cleaned up her act a little, at least in comparison to how she used to be. But I really, really doubt they are going to end up together. If they even make it down the aisle, I don't think they'll last long. Maybe a couple years. I think her eating disorder and drug problem are still lurking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I know what you're saying about Nicole and Joel, it seems she cleaned up her act a little, at least in comparison to how she used to be. But I really, really doubt they are going to end up together. If they even make it down the aisle, I don't think they'll last long. Maybe a couple years. I think her eating disorder and drug problem are still lurking.

    I agree with you all the way Beeyotch. But I even doubt they'll even make it down the aisle. Joel doesn't seems like someone wanting to get married to this still-today toothpick (cause i do think that boobs don't make you healthier)
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    I think that's the funniest part of this whole thing: I really think he does think he's too good for her. And in a way, he's right; Parisite McWonky Herpz is just not the marrying kind even if she wants to get married, she's certainly not a girl you'd take home to mom.
    Besides, she probably wants him only because he's Joel's brother. I just don't buy that she just happened to find true love in Nicole's baby daddy's brother; I wouldn't be in the least surprised if she put the moves on Joel, was turned down and then tried her luck on the brother as the next best thing - she seems to want what Nicole has, plain and simple.

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    Wouldn't the valtrex and pus oozing from her orifices stain her white dress?

    Sorry Paris. Not gonna happen.



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    Would they be the first couple ever to register for gifts at a pharmacy?

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