December 19th, 2007, 12:27 PM
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Fox Is going to own their asses - they could mudwrestle, go on a roadtrip or have frizbees fly out their funbags. The Simpsons - hey you could be on to something here.......let me pass it through legal.
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December 19th, 2007, 01:28 PM
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This is just the first step to Papa Joe officially becoming Jessica's pimp, and having her turn tricks for him for a little extra change.
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December 19th, 2007, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mrs.v
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OMG that is excellent! 
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December 19th, 2007, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by gas_chick
She could totally be the next Whorlia.
1. Big mouth...check
2. Annoying...check
3. No talent...check
4. Slut trying to disguise herself as a sweetheart...check
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Haha I agree!!
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December 19th, 2007, 05:49 PM
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These assholes are going to just keep cramming remakes featuring this fugly troll down our collective throats, aren't they? 
*whine*
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December 19th, 2007, 05:53 PM
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i'm afraid its her dad that is going to ruin her career.
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December 19th, 2007, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by msdebagain
i'm afraid its her dad that is going to ruin her career.
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Her "career" is on life support - tell daddy to pull the plug, it's over!
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December 19th, 2007, 07:09 PM
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So long to devotion...
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No, Just No.
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us"... and I'll look down and whisper "No". I want to be a martyr I don't want to be a victim be a killer with a god so they call me a hero
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December 19th, 2007, 10:23 PM
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Ugh. When is Jessica going to stop the dumb ditzy-blond schtick just long enough to wise up and smell the coffee that her disgusting slimeball of a father, yet again for the hundredth time, wants his daughter to sex herself up for his masturbatory pleasure? This time, he really really wants her to play a prostitute.
But hey, it's all good. Papa Pimp is a pastor. Surely a Man of God couldn't be a total sick pervert lusting after his own daughter.
Disturbing thought: how long has Papa Pimp been an incest-ridden freak? How old was Jessica when he started this shit?
I just remembered...a long time ago, Maxim Magazine had a tiny little blind item at the tail end of one of their articles asking which star's dad was staring at her naked crotch all through her photo shoot. This was around two and a half years ago.
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December 19th, 2007, 10:53 PM
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Jessica isn't going to be the next Julia Roberts. She'll be the next Jenna Jameson, because Lord knows she's about as good of an actress as a porn star.
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December 20th, 2007, 07:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sparkly
Jessica isn't going to be the next Julia Roberts. She'll be the next Jenna Jameson, because Lord knows she's about as good of an actress as a porn star.
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Hey! There's no need to insult the porn stars! Jenna Jameson is a mucher finer/better/smarter actress than that bubble-headed bitch Jessica will ever be!
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December 20th, 2007, 01:11 PM
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Wow I can't wait for Julia to have a viewing party over THIS one...
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