Pamela Anderson to Rick Salomon: It never happened!

**AgentOrange** · February 28th, 2008, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by sparkly

I could never figure that one out. What do you think it is? Maybe it's because she found out he's bald underneath that 10 gallon hat.

My guess is either Charles Manson or Carrot Top.
I can see her saying, "It's true love. We're soulmates."

Carrot Top is a possiblity, or maybe Danny Bonaduce. Bizarre marriages are one of her favourite publicity stunts, but she is running out of options. Manson was too clever for Scientology, so I couldn't see him with Anderson.

Wasn't that marriage a sham, to land a reality TV series. When the deal fell through, they split. Now she's in Superhero Movie, and doesn't need Salomon for a career move. She's back to relying on what's got her where she is today, her big plastic tits!

**CherryDarling** · February 28th, 2008, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Bijoux

Any guess to who will be the next husband???

Tommy.

**Mel1973** · February 28th, 2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

Carrot Top is a possiblity, or maybe Danny Bonaduce. Bizarre marriages are one of her favourite publicity stunts, but she is running out of options. Manson was too clever for Scientology, so I couldn't see him with Anderson.

Wasn't that marriage a sham, to land a reality TV series. When the deal fell through, they split. Now she's in Superhero Movie, and doesn't need Salomon for a career move. She's back to relying on what's got her where she is today, her big plastic tits!

oh, I'm sure they made a movie together... it'll hit stands in a matter of weeks (maybe less).. I predict a "break in" at her home.. the porn safe will be robbed once more

**Novice** · February 28th, 2008, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

Carrot Top is a possiblity, or maybe Danny Bonaduce. Bizarre marriages are one of her favourite publicity stunts, but she is running out of options. Manson was too clever for Scientology, so I couldn't see him with Anderson.

Wasn't that marriage a sham, to land a reality TV series. When the deal fell through, they split. Now she's in Superhero Movie, and doesn't need Salomon for a career move. She's back to relying on what's got her where she is today, her big plastic tits!

LOL! No wonder Tommy Lee called Denise poison if it went to her.... Whipped away right from under Pammy's nose...

**sparkly** · February 28th, 2008, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

Carrot Top is a possiblity, or maybe Danny Bonaduce. Bizarre marriages are one of her favourite publicity stunts, but she is running out of options. Manson was too clever for Scientology, so I couldn't see him with Anderson.

Wasn't that marriage a sham, to land a reality TV series. When the deal fell through, they split. Now she's in Superhero Movie, and doesn't need Salomon for a career move. She's back to relying on what's got her where she is today, her big plastic tits!

It probably was a sham, and I'm so relieved they're not going to infest my television with their talantless crap.
You're right about Manson, and I am going to root for Carrot Top to be the next ex Mr. Pam Anderson. In fact, let's start a campaign. We can have a sale and give out free condoms and hiv tests, in honor of Pam.

Originally Posted by Mel1973

oh, I'm sure they made a movie together... it'll hit stands in a matter of weeks (maybe less).. I predict a "break in" at her home.. the porn safe will be robbed once more

True!

She used the break in excuse, while he didn't even try to hide the fact that he was putting his video with Parisite out there himself. That's not something he should brag about. IMO, they're both smarmy, and no amount of money in the world could get me to watch their homemade movie.